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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Agree 100%.

    Just watched Blood Ties with Clive Owen. Thought it was great.
    soundtrack!!!!

    buuuut. a) pissed camera guy effect
    b) getting reallllllllly sick of widescreen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    You;d like SHOOT 'EM UP which not only has Clive but also a smokin' hot Monica Bellucci (gabba gabba hey!)
    fucken shit yeah. this movie is so arse it's great.
    and a large soundtrack to some well choreographed shootouts, just a shame they couldn't have filmed the skydiving shoot out (yes, the words skydiving, and shoot-out have been combined to form ax-level badassery.) instead of green screening it.

    and bewbs. nomnom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Atlas Shrugged parts 1 and 2

    I quite liked the premise, and the railroad/engineering aspects appealed to me, I give it a solid mashman-meltdown/10

    I find myself eagerly awaiting the conclusion actually.
    i watched these through different eyes, than most probably do.

    but its EXACTLY the same jew shit i've been warning you cunts about. when he's being "tried" at caught in pII.... shit's nigh verbatim what i've said to the same "authority"

    but hey, vote up, crackers.


    but yeah. movie: not a lot of point, kindof "director likes trainsets" and "has moderate revolutionary tendencies"
    muchos bullshitos regarding steel milling and processing (standing next to an open tuere furnace in a silk suit? yeah, nah. shits like fi'teen hunnit degrees.
    shovelling sand on molten steel? a cupola furnace with a plug that leads into the middle of a walkway??? srsly!) and working on "revolutionary" rails with conventional railway gear? and who riots with their sign pointing BEHIND them (towards the camera, though) and he changes, from left to right handed? screw fixing a log cabin? with a ryobi one+ ?? and "i'm leaving don't call me" but she answers her cellphone? and who the fuck uses unshaded quadloop fillament bulbs for desk lighting??
    the fuctual fuckups are fucking astounding.
    tut tut, whoever eegg-checked that shit.

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    Grudge match

    Grudge match. Stallone and De Niro.
    Another of those movies you hire expecting to only half enjoy it. No great expectations and then... surprise, it turns out to be totally enjoyable.

    The irony that Sly when couldn't act or speak any sense to save himself he made his name from his muscles and punching all things in boxing movies. Now he's too old to strut around bulging biceps and punching things, he actually takes a great part and pulls off a movie with humour, love story, sadness and a feel good story ...based around boxing! But it's not the boxing that makes the movie. He's come full circle.
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    Housebound

    Excellent kiwi film.

    8/10

    Go watch.

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    The Grand Hotel Budapest

    8/10. Darn good comedy. Quite Monty Pythonish.
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    Boyhood

    Filmed over 12 years with the actors (and especially the starring kids) aging over that time. Interesting concept and potentially risky for the producer (Richard Linklater). Has a doco-drama feel to it but still very watchable and despite being almost 3 hours long it succeeds in holding your attention. Great acting by all and especially the 'boy'.

    8+/10

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    ANCHORMAN 2.

    This is really funny. I laughed a LOT. Though some of the biggest ones were in the deleted scenes and gag reel. tina Fey's cameo and "I like to cunt-punt a cowboy" really got me.
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Easy to watch but nought speshul. Cheesy and funny one liners, leaping, kicking etc... waste of time with 3D. 6/10. WTF did Fox do to her face?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i watched these through different eyes, than most probably do.

    but its EXACTLY the same jew shit i've been warning you cunts about. when he's being "tried" at caught in pII.... shit's nigh verbatim what i've said to the same "authority"

    but hey, vote up, crackers.


    but yeah. movie: not a lot of point, kindof "director likes trainsets" and "has moderate revolutionary tendencies"
    muchos bullshitos regarding steel milling and processing (standing next to an open tuere furnace in a silk suit? yeah, nah. shits like fi'teen hunnit degrees.
    shovelling sand on molten steel? a cupola furnace with a plug that leads into the middle of a walkway??? srsly!) and working on "revolutionary" rails with conventional railway gear? and who riots with their sign pointing BEHIND them (towards the camera, though) and he changes, from left to right handed? screw fixing a log cabin? with a ryobi one+ ?? and "i'm leaving don't call me" but she answers her cellphone? and who the fuck uses unshaded quadloop fillament bulbs for desk lighting??
    the fuctual fuckups are fucking astounding.
    tut tut, whoever eegg-checked that shit.

    low. low on everything, including entertainment. but, if anyone takes from it, my gospel... so better the world.
    Ah you would like the fucken jew hoops I told to jump through (with another fan of the book) to get it into NZ. Needless to say it never happened, and NZ got the DVD release (or the pirate one like I did).

    Whole thing was BS - they could have made a little coin, and shared the love, a may be got famous here with a b-grade film. Instead they got jack shit from me nor John Davies @ Arkles Entertainment (awesome guy - the only one who gave a damn about the project from all the distributors in Australasia who had the option).

    Was a fucken joke.

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    Go on please?
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    Not sure if it just me, but I find these guy's parodies of movies more entertaining than the movie so very often.

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    LUCY

    written and directed by Luc Besson (tick)
    stars Scarlett Johansonsonson (tick tick)*
    co stars Morgan Freeman (tick tick tick).

    Enjoyable. Sells it silly premise well. Excellent driving stunts - like really good - RONIN level.
    some vilence and gore.

    Bit wordy in places.

    a better film (and sort of similar thematically) than 2001:A SPACE ODYSSEY.


    8/10


    *she gets naked in UNDER THE SKIN. creepy not sexy though.
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    Locke

    Starring Tom Hardy in a car taking phone calls (with the voices of the callers/called).... Really!!

    Hardy does a very impressive job of portraying a man whose life is taking a drastic change in direction with the entire 90 minute movie taking place in his car on the M6. Well worth watching.

    7.5/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    LUCY

    written and directed by Luc Besson (tick)
    stars Scarlett Johansonsonson (tick tick)*
    co stars Morgan Freeman (tick tick tick).

    Enjoyable. Sells it silly premise well. Excellent driving stunts - like really good - RONIN level.
    some vilence and gore.

    Bit wordy in places.

    a better film (and sort of similar thematically) than 2001:A SPACE ODYSSEY.


    8/10


    *she gets naked in UNDER THE SKIN. creepy not sexy though.


    worth watching, though i'd not rank it that highly. i like drugs, and i like existential philosophy. and i like guns and scarlet.

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