The Movie Review Thread

**mashman** · 26th July 2015, 11:12

Originally Posted by FlangMasterJ

I saw the fight scene inside the church. Wow!

That was fuckin brilliant. Good movie.

**george formby** · 26th July 2015, 11:52

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

. BUBBA HO TEP!!!!!

You sir are an inspiration. I was going to dig some stumps out of a gully so I could fall off my trials bike in it but the water is 2 ft deep and it's still persisting. Bubba ho tep into the DVD player now. Cheers.

Oh, watched Harry Brown with Michael Caine t'other day. Bleak as only the British can do it but but it engages because it is very human. No vengeful heroes just old age angst and frustration. Not a hint of hollywood.

MD · 26th July 2015, 14:04

Leon. Also known as The Professional for USA release- censored version.The Yanks couldn't take the sexual undertones of child sexuality Portman so wonderfully brought to her character.

Probably been mentioned on here before but I stumbled on this 1994 gem at the local Vid store. Wow, Natalie Portman's first big movie break at age of 11. Jean Reno the French actor was perfect as a slightly retarded hit man.
Gary Oldman plays the deranged drugged out baddie (who better?). Worthwhile watching on all levels, the story is gripping, acting perfect, action scenes terrific. Might watch the whole thing again before returning it to the store in a week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcsirofJrlM

**george formby** · 26th July 2015, 15:38

Originally Posted by MD

Leon. Also known as The Professional for USA release- censored version.The Yanks couldn't take the sexual undertones of child sexuality Portman so wonderfully brought to her character.

Probably been mentioned on here before but I stumbled on this 1994 gem at the local Vid store. Wow, Natalie Portman's first big movie break at age of 11. Jean Reno the French actor was perfect as a slightly retarded hit man.
Gary Oldman plays the deranged drugged out baddie (who better?). Worthwhile watching on all levels, the story is gripping, acting perfect, action scenes terrific. Might watch the whole thing again before returning it to the store in a week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcsirofJrlM

Concur. Never clicked it was Natalie Portman. Must revisit, I just remember his pet plant.
If your a Jean Reno fan this movie is far, far better than the trailer implies.

The Big Blue.

**Swoop** · 26th July 2015, 18:27

Originally Posted by george formby

watched Harry Brown with Michael Caine t'other day. Bleak as only the British can do it but but it engages because it is very human. No vengeful heroes just old age angst and frustration. Not a hint of hollywood.

It's an interesting little dit, eh! Hollyweird wouldn't know what the fuck hit them, if they watched it.

**Akzle** · 26th July 2015, 18:51

Originally Posted by MD

Leon. Also known as The Professional for USA release- censored version.The Yanks couldn't take the sexual undertones of child sexuality Portman so wonderfully brought to her character.

Probably been mentioned on here before but I stumbled on this 1994 gem at the local Vid store. Wow, Natalie Portman's first big movie break at age of 11. Jean Reno the French actor was perfect as a slightly retarded hit man.
Gary Oldman plays the deranged drugged out baddie (who better?). Worthwhile watching on all levels, the story is gripping, acting perfect, action scenes terrific. Might watch the whole thing again before returning it to the store in a week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcsirofJrlM

she's fucken stunning eh.
Movie left an impression on me and i probably only seen it twice since it came out.

One thing sticks with me through that an untrained little girl couldnt pop six shots out of a snub nose revolver one handed.

Also, he's not retarded, he's autistic.

Luc besson ftw.

**Akzle** · 28th July 2015, 21:33

ive watched a few gooduns and regrettably not posted on them, however.

PSA:
DO NOT WATCH

2012.

Released in 2009. The movie is exactly 2.5 hours too long and everyone involved in the fucken trainwreck deserves a swift kick in the crotch, with steel cap boots, on fire. Then to have their eyeballs scooped out and replaced with fire ants.
0/10, seriously. No redeeming features what so ever.

**mashman** · 28th July 2015, 21:38

Originally Posted by Akzle

she's fucken stunning eh.

And then she went and ruined it all with her performance in Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

**Akzle** · 28th July 2015, 21:48

Originally Posted by mashman

And then she went and ruined it all with her performance in Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

just quietly, i fink she dun a feww things twixt and hence.

**mashman** · 28th July 2015, 22:04

Originally Posted by Akzle

just quietly, i fink she dun a feww things twixt and hence.

And I've seen a couple of 'em and meh... some things can't be unseen.

**EJK** · 4th August 2015, 20:58

2 hours long BMW commercial starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg and a black guy.

Actually quite well made. Bonus points for having an awesome chase scene featuring the exact bike as I've got.

8.5/10

**mossy1200** · 4th August 2015, 21:43

Originally Posted by EJK

2 hours long BMW commercial starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg and a black guy.

Actually quite well made. Bonus points for having an awesome chase scene featuring the exact bike as I've got.

8.5/10

Was good movie. 8/10

**R650R** · 5th August 2015, 08:15

Originally Posted by Akzle

ive watched a few gooduns and regrettably not posted on them, however.

PSA:
DO NOT WATCH

2012.

Released in 2009. The movie is exactly 2.5 hours too long and everyone involved in the fucken trainwreck deserves a swift kick in the crotch, with steel cap boots, on fire. Then to have their eyeballs scooped out and replaced with fire ants.
0/10, seriously. No redeeming features what so ever.

I thought it was good watch. Ok its full of Hollywood crap but the graphics and special effects are well done...

Watched this recently "Top Five" by Chris Rock. Pretty funny and slightly different. Its been slammed online as being homophobic just cause some of the white characters are bi or gay but its only a small aprt of the film and not a major in my view. Just activists trolling their views. Jerry Seinfeld does cameo appearance pity its not bit longer than losing his wallet to a stripper....

**R650R** · 5th August 2015, 08:19

We're the Millers. Nearly a bgrade but held together by some new jokes and reasonable acting and oh 2mins of half naked stripping by Jennifer aniston.
Ron Swanson plays secondary role as DEA agent. They could have done more than this, was bit disappointed but ok watch....