The Movie Review Thread

**Akzle** · 8th April 2016, 20:32

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

Put down the joint and back away from the keyboard. GET HIM TO THE GREEK is close to being an excellent movie in the same way as I am to being an excellent dancer. Or motorbike rider.

A piquant movie you say? how about THE COOK THE THIEF HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER? CAT PEOPLE?

tits are good. better than good in fact

from someone that enjoyed pacific rimjob, sandra bollocks and maaaaaaatt daaaaaaaamon, you're opinion is worth precisely 0/10.

**F5 Dave** · 9th April 2016, 08:10

He does make a good point about tits.

**F5 Dave** · 9th April 2016, 08:13

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

HUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE. I liked this and didnt really expect to. People loved Taika's last effort (WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS) and I thought it was lazy and stupid and not really a script - just a series of skits. It did have some funny funny bits though. Anyway, went into this not expecting much. And it was great. Decent story, as another poster has said lots of throws to classic NZ Cinema of Unease (GOODBYE PORK PIE, SMASH PALACE etc). Sam Neill can do this shit in his sleep. the kid that played Ricky Baker was great.

Very worthwhile. Go see it, keep a kiwi or two in a job. Have an icecream and stuff.

8/10

Fuck if I have an ice cream I'll be putting someone's kid through university.

**Akzle** · 9th April 2016, 08:56

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

He does make a good point about tits.

tits make their own good points, he just, uhh, pointed it out.

**F5 Dave** · 9th April 2016, 13:17

No, , I'm struggling, but I have to give Axhell some green rep for making me larf.

**Akzle** · 9th April 2016, 15:54

don't worry maaaate. the tip's always the hardest part.

the interview
predictably, shit. gets one bonus point for the lulz which brings it up to squarely average. 5/10.
american humor isn't.

the internship
have i mentioned that blondie mc cuntface should be fed to rabid squirrels? he should. t+10 min had me hitting stop. 1/10.

**AllanB** · 9th April 2016, 22:39

Just watched Ex Machina.

I'm giving it a 9/10 - excellent take on the AI machine awareness theme. Excellent effects. Robot chick got a high semi rating on my scale. Plus a selection of boobs. And tasteful full nudity.

Will watch again. Bound to have been lots of stuff I missed.

**F5 Dave** · 10th April 2016, 07:04

Good point, forgot I have that, must watch it

**Crasherfromwayback** · 10th April 2016, 13:56

Originally Posted by AllanB

Just watched Ex Machina.

I'm giving it a 9/10 - excellent take on the AI machine awareness theme. Excellent effects. Robot chick got a high semi rating on my scale. Plus a selection of boobs. And tasteful full nudity.

Will watch again. Bound to have been lots of stuff I missed.

Yeah I loved the film, and I'd put my knob in that Bot anytime.

**george formby** · 10th April 2016, 15:47

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

THE COOK THE THIEF HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER?
tits are good. better than good in fact

That's one of my fav off the wall movies and bless Helen's tits and all who rain on them.

**OddDuck** · 10th April 2016, 20:25

Deadpool.

Yeah, OK. Not great, not crap, just OK really.

Problems: tries waaaaay too hard. The whole movie seems to have been based on that fucking great opening chase sequence and scene. Then after that they kind of ran out of ideas, supporting characters, plot, jokes, etc etc. Shame really, if they'd had Deadpool taking the piss out of the more serious X-Men the whole way through it could have actually been quite good.

**Akzle** · 13th April 2016, 11:14

There's three, but i can only remember two.

Carrie. the new one.
A fairly faithful remake of the original, slyly modernised.
the original movie that is. i havent read the book.
Well played all round. (as was the original.) the lead does an excellent harried and haunted, and is gorgeous to boot. (as was the original)
and lots of nubile school girls. though the thighs have gotten longer and skinnier in the last few decades - no bad thing!
as a story 6/10. as a film 7/10. as a remake 10/10.

Into the wild

Another IRL, but doesnt focus on what the news did, i guess.
i went in fully prepared, wanting even, to not like it. ("stupid townie emo school boy fucks off and dies of stupidity")
imagine my surprise.
long, but rather compelling. glossed over some bits but not to the detriment of the main story.
gave the IRL lead more background, a better portrayal. a mindset not dis-similar to my own.
jumps through snapshots, which i guess is all any of us will be remembered by.
a good watch. 8+/10.

MD · 13th April 2016, 13:30

Surprised I enjoyed it, more than expected after reading poor reviews. Ben Afleck made a better job of playing the bat than I expected. Normally I can't stand anything with him in it after he ruined Daredevil.

Irritating prat of an actor playing Lex Luxor - as always it seems. The dream sequences became annoying too.

One glaring mistake though- Wonder woman must have an awesome rack. Not a bad looking chick they used, but to play Wonder woman, the actress needs to be exceptionally beautiful with voluptuous tits that defy gravity. Linda Carter set the benchmark!