The Movie Review Thread

[FlangMasterJ]

Hacksaw Ridge.

Would be my favourite flick. 10/10

Saw it at the movies?

[mossy1200]

Saw it at the movies?

Yep. Readings has had $10 tickets for a while now so seen a few movies lately.

[FlangMasterJ]

Yep. Readings has had $10 tickets for a while now so seen a few movies lately.

I only asked because I was hoping there was a torrent out......


When I do go to the movies it has to be the deluxe lounge because I'm a magnet for seat kickers and fucking bag rustlers. I even had some cunt pushing my seat at The Embassy last week and there's a good two feet of leg room there.

[mossy1200]

I only asked because I was hoping there was a torrent out......


When I do go to the movies it has to be the deluxe lounge because I'm a magnet for seat kickers and fucking bag rustlers. I even had some cunt pushing my seat at The Embassy last week and there's a good two feet of leg room there.

Prob a good one to see big screen. Although I got stuck beside a women that really needed 2 seats. Must have been almost 200kg of lady. She had a guy but I couldn't see what he looked like. I couldn't see anything that direction.

[FlangMasterJ]

Prob a good one to see big screen. Although I got stuck beside a women that really needed 2 seats. Must have been almost 200kg of lady. She had a guy but I couldn't see what he looked like. I couldn't see anything that direction.

Hahaha I just think I hate people.

[pritch]

Prob a good one to see big screen. Although I got stuck beside a women that really needed 2 seats. Must have been almost 200kg of lady. She had a guy but I couldn't see what he looked like. I couldn't see anything that direction.

I do my movie watching in the morning if possible, generally very few other people in the theatre. Once I actually had a "private screening", so I've been spared the fat ladies and seat pushers. Long may it continue... Oh, and the seats cost $8.00, except the next one is free.

[mossy1200]

I do my movie watching in the morning if possible, generally very few other people in the theatre. Once I actually had a "private screening", so I've been spared the fat ladies and seat pushers. Long may it continue... Oh, and the seats cost $8.00, except the next one is free.

I stand up in the good bits when people seat push me.

[Jin]

Finding Dory - 5/10

Kids liked this sort of but didnt have the charm of the first one imo. Its not a bad movie but is a let down the story was not bad but they packed too much action into the movie it was stop and start no rhyme or reason to it either. Watch it youll know what i mean.

NB. no naked old men in this one so our resident goat lover can give it a miss.

[Akzle]

Control.

a sem-i-IRL account of the life and times of the lead singer of joy! division. I can't help but feel they lean it heavily toward the picture the MSM want painted. *insert jewspiracy here*

it's b&w. which adds neither art nor age nor authenticity to it. i kept thinking they might stitch some actual footage in, but they did not.
they DID however, stitch some actual tunage in - the music throughout is choice, but there's not enough, for 2 hours worth of film.

and for 2 hours of your life, you'd de better to dust off your LPs, warm up your valves, and rock the fuck out, than watch this shit.

5/10. pretty pointless. and 2 hours of it.

[Akzle]

fokk. im trynee remember what the films all were... anyway:

alpha dog

IRL story of rich white kids. put me in mind of bully and that other one...,
but... meh. reminded me a bit of my misspent youth, so wasn't all like "zomg" was more like "lol, yup"
course i never kidnapped and shot anyone's little brother. or had a three way in a pool.

so pretty meh. 6.5/10.

exit humanity

zombies in confederate murka, as far as i can work out. and if that's not a shitty enough premise, fuck-drunk camera guy.
0/10
<10:00

exit wounds

has this guy:


which should pretty much tell you the calibre of the thing.

mindless shit. 6/10

bullet to the head

sly stallone, and someone dosed him with the right shit, cos it's coherent sly rumble, rather than too-many-knocks-to-the-head mumble.
enjoyed the banter between him and the yella' fella. a shame they didn't play that up more.
a LOT of people get shot quite graphically. plus the usual stabbings, fisticuffs, splosms, but for all that it didn't feel like in-your-face action. they took a bit (just a bit) of time to add some kind of plot. however obvious.

7.5/10

[Akzle]

which puts me in mind of:
girl next door

this has stuck in my mind for days. the slutette... nomnomnom. the movie as a whole, i'd have to rewatch to give an accurate, but the fact that i remembered it says something. provisional 7.5/10

and re-watch i did. beautiful young people, lots of grins, few laffs.
treads the line well, it could have been too com, too rom, too srs, too jovial. but nae, just a great balance. pretty cool soundtrack too.

and srsly, that actress... the things i would do to her...(she has subsequently been voted sexiest woman alive, or some shit. blonde bombshell.) i'm uprating. 8/10

[pritch]

So just in case anybody is contemplating a movie but can't decide which, I offer the following three rated as I found them:

Best but not by a lot- The Accountant
2nd- Hacksaw Ridge
3rd by a considerable margin- Jack Reacher

[HenryDorsetCase]

Control.

a sem-i-IRL account of the life and times of the lead singer of joy! division. I can't help but feel they lean it heavily toward the picture the MSM want painted. *insert jewspiracy here*

it's b&w. which adds neither art nor age nor authenticity to it. i kept thinking they might stitch some actual footage in, but they did not.
they DID however, stitch some actual tunage in - the music throughout is choice, but there's not enough, for 2 hours worth of film.

and for 2 hours of your life, you'd de better to dust off your LPs, warm up your valves, and rock the fuck out, than watch this shit.

5/10. pretty pointless. and 2 hours of it.

worth it for the cover of "Louie Louie" at the end.

and we see Howard Devoto and Pete Shelley too.

[HenryDorsetCase]

and re-watch i did. beautiful young people, lots of grins, few laffs.
treads the line well, it could have been too com, too rom, too srs, too jovial. but nae, just a great balance. pretty cool soundtrack too.

and srsly, that actress... the things i would do to her...(she has subsequently been voted sexiest woman alive, or some shit. blonde bombshell.) i'm uprating. 8/10

Good lord, really?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisha_Cuthbert

[FlangMasterJ]

Good lord, really?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisha_Cuthbert

Back in the Old School days most likely.