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    If you ever think you're having a bad day that just couldn't get worse...

    Tsutomu Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on a business trip on 6 August 1945 when a US plane dropped the first atomic bomb. He suffered serious burns and spent a night there to recover. He then decided to go back home to Nagasaki. Despite his wounds he decided to go back to work on 9 August and on that day, Nagasaki was the second city to be hit by an atomic bomb.

    Yamaguchi survived both bombings, but it was not until 24 March 2009 that the government of Japan officially recognised his presence in Hiroshima three days earlier.

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    In 1883 Henry Ziegland broke up from his girlfriend. She was so distressed from the break-up that she committed suicide. Her enraged brother did the ‘heroic’ thing, and shot Ziegland and then took his own life with the same gun. Little did he know that the bullet had scraped past Ziegland and lodged itself in a tree behind him.

    Ziegland must have thought he was the luckiest man alive. Unfortunately, luck wasn’t on his side when he decided to remove the tree from his property, some 20 years after the original shooting.

    Unable to perform the task manually, he decided to use dynamite. In the explosion the bullet became dislodged from the tree with such a force that it flew into Ziegland’s head, killing him instantly.
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    You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over today.

    Nuff said...

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    I had 3 girlfriends in a row all with the same birthday and all born in the year of the goat. In fact they were all capricorn goats. I couldn't really figure out what god was trying to tell me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    I had 3 girlfriends in a row all with the same birthday and all born in the year of the goat. In fact they were all capricorn goats. I couldn't really figure out what god was trying to tell me....
    this is God! I've been trying to tell you you're a tard

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    Quote Originally Posted by =cJ= View Post
    You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. . You're not. You have one Ass He has a date coming over today.

    Nuff said...
    There, now it makes sense. LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Tsutomu Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on a business trip on 6 August 1945 when a US plane dropped the first atomic bomb. He suffered serious burns and spent a night there to recover. He then decided to go back home to Nagasaki. Despite his wounds he decided to go back to work on 9 August and on that day, Nagasaki was the second city to be hit by an atomic bomb.
    Surprisingly there were quite a lot of people who fell into this same situation. Leaving one devastated city to go "home" to Nagasaki...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Surprisingly there were quite a lot of people who fell into this same situation. Leaving one devastated city to go "home" to Nagasaki...
    That must suck. Balls.
    If id survived i wouldve spend most of my income on lotto tickets for the next century...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    That must suck. Balls.
    If id survived i wouldve spend most of my income on lotto tickets for the next century...
    Lotto tickets would be a waste of money. You've just used a whole century of luck. You wouldn't win a cent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    That must suck. Balls.
    If id survived i wouldve spend most of my income on lotto tickets for the next century...
    And on all the cancer meds.

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