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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    Wiki??????
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/wiki/Main_Page
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    Romance is not your thing is it?
    That's what I tell my woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Shhhh, it's from the Wiki.
    The Wiki is only for things relating to NZ and biking - and well, you can have sex in any country.
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/wiki/Main_Page

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    Romance is not your thing is it?
    Doin that to the wee bonnie aint too romantic for the bike either i wouldn't imagine!
    Should ask it one day!

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    1. Bike on mainstand
    2. Lady in front standing on Riders pegs facing forward
    3. Male faces forward using pillion pegs
    4. In gear and apply front brake
    5. Suggest you unplug auto garage door from power - DAHIK

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    Ah the memories, if three of my old bikes could talk! One more memorable one was when I was seeing girl who was about 6 inches taller than me and I had her over the old VFR. Once finished my calves hurt like a bastard cause I was on my toes the whole time, but it was sooo worth it.
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    hahaha.. what a laugh..
    i used to root my missus on the bike...... bit uncomfortable...
    we would go out in a paddock and chase a sleepling cow away....
    nice and warm......
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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    Keep on chooglin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs weekendwarrior View Post
    does it work... does the stand fail if your banging away too hard??? just curious... must be sum funny stories out there on this topic!!!
    Why would you have your stand down at 160kph??
    Built for speed, not for comfort

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    My son told me in no uncertain terms yesterday that I wasn't allowed to christen his new bike
    Riding cheap crappy old bikes badly since 1987

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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    My son told me in no uncertain terms yesterday that I wasn't allowed to christen his new bike
    Sounds like a challange to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    Sounds like a challange to me
    Yup, with one of his "friends" lol
    Keep on chooglin'

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    I dont have a centre stand.....:-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    Sounds like a challange to me
    As if I would....




    tell him
    Riding cheap crappy old bikes badly since 1987

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Never let a woman touch your bike. Last time I did that she ended up dropping it. Just as well it was my old CG125 and not my CBR. The mirror still ended up breaking though.
    I hear that, the girl dropped my rmz and the fatbars (reinforced handlebars) punched a hole in the garage wall. fucket!

    while most have said the bike must be stationary and on its centre stand, noone has said whether the engine should be running or not?
    Smoke 'em if you have 'em

    You run what you brung, and pray you brought enough

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    I have been told getting a hand job at 120ks on the Burnham straights in the lates 80's make a mess of your jacket

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