Logistics of sex on a bike...

**george formby** · 7th April 2010, 19:00

I can remember seeing a bike weaving among the tents at Glastonbury years ago with a very chesty naked lady joined at the hip to the hirsute rider. She was leaning back over the tank, head hanging down towards the front mudguard & battleship rivet nipples pointed towards the footrests. I'm fairly sure it was real but may have been artifically induced. A couple i know rode across Oz on a Harley & the pillion became so bored she stuck a golf ball into the seat to keep herself occupied. Reccomended it very highly.

**Subike** · 7th April 2010, 19:21

Originally Posted by rustic101

I have been told getting a hand job at 120ks on the Burnham straights in the lates 80's make a mess of your jacket

Tends to be just as messy at 120kph on Tram road,
But it was more than a hand job,
Thankfully leather does not stain
Use a harley, the vibration takes all the effort out of it.
Good enough for my 1st wife to want seconds

**Urano** · 7th April 2010, 19:26

Originally Posted by Mudfart

me bikes up for it too.

the bike only?

**CookMySock** · 7th April 2010, 19:55

Originally Posted by george formby

A couple i know rode across Oz on a Harley & the pillion became so bored she stuck a golf ball into the seat to keep herself occupied. Reccomended it very highly.

She better watch out she doesn't come off on a corner.

Steve

**R6_kid:Me** · 7th April 2010, 20:08

I got a blowjob on a Vespa once. From a girl.

**Big Dave** · 7th April 2010, 22:23

Originally Posted by R6_kid

I got a blowjob on a Vespa once. From a girl.

Did she take Visa?

**Gareth51** · 7th April 2010, 22:24

Originally Posted by Mrs weekendwarrior

does it work... does the stand fail if your banging away too hard??? just curious... must be sum funny stories out there on this topic!!!

Doesn't mater where you do it as long as you do it

**Smifffy** · 7th April 2010, 22:31

Originally Posted by Mrs weekendwarrior

Hope you santised it first!!!

I hope he sanitised it after.

**kevfromcoro** · 7th April 2010, 22:36

Rooting on a bike.. well its ok if iyou arent moving..
think the hardest root i had was standing up in a hamick....
was a net one.........

**R6_kid:Me** · 7th April 2010, 22:54

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Did she take Visa?

Nope, but she paid for dinner.

**Cr1MiNaL** · 7th April 2010, 23:07

I can tell you from first hand experience that sex on a bike or against it absolutely rocks my world. Take my 2 fav things on this planet sex and women and put them together and voila. Her up against the R1 (on opposite side to sidestand) tits on the tank - from behind. Best sex I've ever had in my life hands down... ps: I park my bike in my living room. Try it.

**EJK** · 7th April 2010, 23:13

So hazardous. Can you claim from ACC if you fall and have an accident?

**oldrider** · 8th April 2010, 00:03

1952 BSA B33 500cc single, (hand made dual seat) on rear wheel stand, Rimatuka hill lay by on Kaitoke side, lightly snowing, covered by an army great coat, bloody freezing cold!

Circa 1957

If your great grandma's name is Janice, ask her if she ever knew a skinny wee runt named Johnny!

Be proud of your granny and give her my love!