A question that gobsmacked me.

**NhuanH** · 18th May 2005, 12:56

Originally Posted by Motu

How old was he? I may have the answer to a childhood trauma
.....Xmas Eve 1974 and we were hitchicking out of Okato...it was dark....it was raining....we were wearing army greatcoats and looked like something from a midnight horror movie.....but an eggshell blue Skoda stopped to pick us up,a brave man,but they are all brave men in Taranaki.

I sat down in the front passenger seat,it was all misted up inside - ''thanks mate,gee,it's nice and cosy in here...how far are you going?''

He didn't take us too far - and as I got out and shut the door I see a big parcel of takeways on the front seat...completly squashed,but I had a nice warm bum....

I always wondered what happened when he got home - a Xmas Eve treat for the kids,but when he gets home and opens the parcel on the kitchen table they find everything squashed as I've wriggled my bum on the nice warm parcel....

Such things can have a dramatic effect on a persons life that comes apparent in later years.....

LOL. sheet, that was a good 'un. You aren't the Evil Clown for nothing

This fella was say mid 40s, unkempt, looked a lot like his momma.....
Did you add some special soggy bum gas flavour to said burger though??

**StoneChucker** · 18th May 2005, 13:33

Originally Posted by bugjuice

law of the land - if there's tuff on the muff, that's enuff or if she's old enuff to bleed, she's old enuff to need.
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Yikes, that's pretty terrible

But, it reminds me of:
When roses turn red
They're ready for plucking
When girls turn 16
They're ready for ummmm

Both Mary-Kate and Ashley are 18 or 19 now (been quite some time since the full house days...) One is skinny, and the other is anorexic! Who would've thought, troubled child stars!

Personally? I've never thought much of them appearance wise. Sure, they're "pretty in terms of the media", but not my preference

**XTC** · 18th May 2005, 13:44

Ummm here they are....

**ManDownUnder** · 18th May 2005, 14:04

HA FAAAKE FAAAKE!

I mean they can't be twins... look at them - one's wearing red and the other one's in BLACK for Pete's sake...

sheesh - do I have to point this out every time??!!??
MDU

**Lou Girardin** · 18th May 2005, 14:06

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Who are the Olsen twins?

You know them Spud, it was the saddest day in your life when the turned 18.

**bugjuice** · 18th May 2005, 14:27

Originally Posted by XTC

Ummm here they are....

oh to the bathroom we go...
that can't be genuine...

**Storm** · 18th May 2005, 14:30

Why all this Taranaki hating. Anybody heard of a a little place down that way called Tikorangi?

**inlinefour** · 18th May 2005, 14:33

But I'd be willing to try

Why are steam rollers called that as they don't roll steam?

**inlinefour** · 18th May 2005, 14:35

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Don't ask me. I come from Eltham. There are guys there who are their own fathers...

That will explain a bit, wheres the banjo Mr H? (PT)

**SPORK** · 18th May 2005, 14:37

Originally Posted by bugjuice

oh to the bathroom we go...
that can't be genuine...

Of course not, everyone knows they're all skin and bones.

**Lou Girardin** · 18th May 2005, 14:38

Anyway, forget the Olsens. truly tragic news is that Kylie has breast cancer.
I guess it's a small mercy that it's not in her butt.

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th May 2005, 14:41

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Anyway, forget the Olsens. truly tragic news is that Kylie has breast cancer.
I guess it's a small mercy that it's not in her butt.

I'm not upset about that trollop. Sheesh, I wouldn't poke her with yours.

**ManDownUnder** · 18th May 2005, 14:43

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Anyway, forget the Olsens. truly tragic news is that Kylie has breast cancer.
I guess it's a small mercy that it's not in her butt.

True - imagine the potential for growth...!

**Motu** · 18th May 2005, 14:50

Well well well,so that's the Olsen Twins eh? They'd soon wipe that smirk from their face when I walk in the door,they'd titter behind their hands....I know what they're thinking,but they can't have me yet,I'm saving myself for my old age.