A question that gobsmacked me.

[SuperDave]

"I fucked the Olsen twins before they were famous"

Read that on a desk at school, cracked me up.

[MrMelon]

A mate here at work just arose from his workstation, looked around and then blurted, "If you slept with both of the Olsen twins, and got them both pregnant, does that mean the offsprng would be identical cousins?"



It's not so much the technical aspects, just the type of brain required to even come up with that question that has me wobbling about on my precepts of reality.

I wonder if he was talking about sleeping with them before they were famous too! :O

[edit] oh fuck, beaten by mere minutes.

Tshirthell.com Says Olsen Twins At It Again: Target Second T-Shirt Company in Less Than a Week

LAS VEGAS--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Sept. 27, 2004--Las Vegas based internet company Tshirthell.com was hit with a Cease and Desist Order from Dual Star Entertainment the same day as the Los Angeles based "Save Mary-Kate" t-shirt company was issued a similar communication. While the Save Mary Kate camp has chosen to comply and discontinue selling their shirts, Tshirthell.com claims it is not going to back down.

"What did the Olsen Twins have...a Cease and Desist slumber party? I wonder how many other lucky t-shirt companies received similar communications", commented Gary Cohen, director of operations at T-Shirt Hell.

The controversy is a result of the T-Shirt Hell t-shirt with the words, "I *bleeped* The Olsen Twins Before They Were Famous".

Aaron Landau Schwarz, the founder and owner of T-Shirt Hell said, "This whole thing is completely without merit. This is as frivolous as Mary-Kate at a buffet breakfast. It's a classic case of a little guy being bullied by a big corporation, ironically one made up of two little girls. So you could say it's a case of a little guy, being bullied by two little girls, but I would prefer you didn't".

When asked if they'll see the case all the way to court, T-Shirt Hell claimed that the possibility was a dream come true. "It's not that we want to be sued on a regular basis, but an opportunity to meet Mary-Kate and Ashley is too good to be true. I can't wait to see their outfits. I know they'll be fabulous. And I know they'll be wearing one of the new mary-kateandashley perfumes, but which one? Will it be mary-kateandashley one, smelling of night blooming jasmine? Or mary-kateandashley two with hints of apple and white peach?".

"We know the twins take a pretty hard line on justice", said Aaron. "I remember in 'The Case of The Cheerleading Tattletale', when the twins were at Camp Pom-Pom, and the Pirates from Camp Spirit stole their cheer. They were pretty miffed. But this is nothing like that".

Launched in October 2001, www.tshirthell.com is the most visited t-shirt website on the Internet. The site averages over 75,000 unique visitors and over 400,000 page views daily (source Alexa.com).

Tshirthell.com is based in Las Vegas, Nevada, with a manufacturing facility located in Phoenix, Arizona.

[StoneChucker]

Feck sake, take it from a trained eye... Both those pics are fake! ESPECIALLY the second one, it's totally out of proportion.

Hey, at least the farmer was honest

[Rainbow Wizard]

Don't ask me. I come from Eltham. There are guys there who are their own fathers...

I was born there (well sort of, the maternity annexe is in Stratford). How old are you Hitcher? We might be related

[Hitcher]

I was born there (well sort of, the maternity annexe is in Stratford). How old are you Hitcher? We might be related

All should be revealed in my profile. I too was a product of the Avon annexe.