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  1. 9th April 2010, 15:36 #1
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    I stink.

    Rode 200km round the Waikato this afternoon and had two - yes two! - lovely livestock urine baths from passing semis.

    Phhhheeeeewwwwww!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Rode 200km round the Waikato this afternoon and had two - yes two! - lovely livestock urine baths from passing semis.

    Phhhheeeeewwwwww!!!
    Why dintcha drop in?
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    Ewwww golden shower bovine style.....yuckies!
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    At least the roads were dry BD. I remember many the time commuting over the Dome Valley on wet roads behind stock trucks when my helmet was of the open faced variety, and I wore goggles and a mask with it. Nothing beat arriving at work grim faced (you could not open your mouth) taking off the trusty mask and helmet to discover green lines on your face where the air gaps were in your safety ensemble

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar View Post
    Why dintcha drop in?
    Was ooooover side t' lake.

    You wouldn't have enjoyed the aroma socially anyways. I may have to burn the towels before Co-pilot gets home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Nothing to do with a Donkey then D?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Was ooooover side t' lake.

    You wouldn't have enjoyed the aroma socially anyways. I may have to burn the towels before Co-pilot gets home.
    I have a teenage son.
    You couldn't smell worse than him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    had two - yes two! - lovely livestock urine baths from passing semis.

    Phhhheeeeewwwwww!!!
    You must be taking the piss right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar View Post
    I have a teenage son.
    You couldn't smell worse than him...
    Thankfully, teenaged boys grow up and become most gorgeous men. EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW though, fark dont they wreak! I well remember coming home from work during school holidays to a room full of "boys" watching TV with the curtains closed. Boody hell, they should issue instructions on handling that sort of shit
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