I stink.

[Smifffy]

200 km doesn't get one very far round the Waikato

Stock trucks surely are a C-Nut tho. I've had bad experiences with 'em twice this week in different places, and I'm beginning to think it was the same driver.

[Number One]

Bet it stopped you licking your lips and thus suffering chapped kissers!

[Mom]

Bet it stopped you licking your lips and thus suffering chapped kissers!

Honest to goodness #1. There is nothing in this world that would convince you to pucker up, or anything else for that matter, after a trip behind an ejaculating stock truck

[Number One]

Honest to goodness #1. There is nothing in this world that would convince you to pucker up, or anything else for that matter, after a trip behind an ejaculating stock truck

Tee hee hee sometimes a girls just gotta pash her man when she swings off her bike upon arrival home after a long battle of a ride...no matter what

But then I am a filthy youngun

[98tls]

Tee hee hee sometimes a girls just gotta pash her man when she swings off her bike upon arrival home after a long battle of a ride...no matter what

But then I am a filthy youngun

Im speechless.Nice work Nu 1.

[Mom]

Tee hee hee sometimes a girls just gotta pash her man when she swings off her bike upon arrival home after a long battle of a ride...no matter what

But then I am a filthy youngun

I knew there was a reason I luffs you carry that torch for us oldies woncha

[Big Dave]

200 km doesn't get one very far round the Waikato

I only had my lunch break.

[Big Dave]

That big cloud of flies must be making you feel homesick for Aussie then?

Bloke asked me what I miss about Aus today.

I said I don't miss being out for a ride and not being able to just walk into the long grass for a slash because it's likely full of snakes.

[Big Dave]

Bet it stopped you licking your lips and thus suffering chapped kissers!

Meh - I sandpaper my lips to keep them smooth. Trick I taught Chuck Norris.

[Edbear]

I only had my lunch break.

Now there's a bold statement...

[98tls]

Bloke asked me what I miss about Aus today.

I said I don't miss being out for a ride and not being able to just walk into the long grass for a slash because it's likely full of snakes.

As opposed to the luxury of pissing in long grass here whilst it ticlkles ya nuts.

[Big Dave]

Now there's a bold statement...

I'm a freelancer - I'm still on my lunch break.

[Big Dave]

I can still smell it.....oh no. I think it's my helmet.
Soap and water arai here we come.

[MIXONE]

And that's with catch tanks!

[Maha]

I can still smell it.....oh no. I think it's my helmet.
Soap and water arai here we come.

Ya now gonna have to rip out all your nose hair cos thats where the piss particles have made thier home...if you know what I mean.