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  1. 10th April 2010, 10:33 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    Sex with a donkey? Disgusting.

    I guess if he tried oral sex first it could have been really messy!
    Would explain the stretch marks around his mouth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    Sex with a donkey? Disgusting.

    I guess if he tried oral sex first it could have been really messy!
    fuck - have you seen the teeth on a donky?

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    Ahh, my sides, they ache.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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  4. 10th April 2010, 11:29 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rcktfsh View Post
    I wonder if he was bailed to a stable enviroment?
    Hay that's not funny.
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    The last straw in fact.

    All gives new meaning to the term ass wipe. Still, with no curtains close by you'd have to.
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    According to Big Dave and the Hinkley loving fags I've been riding a donkey for years...
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    Have you seen Shrek R18? Shrek liked a bit of donkey.
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    fuck - have you seen the teeth on a donky?

    I hear she isn't pretty any-more either.
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    The BDOTGNZA has been predicting this for years. It was inevitable.
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