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    I love Honda riders, no shit I really do...

    Against my better judgement i went along to a work do at a local boozer this afternoon mostly because my better 1/2 wanted to attend.Apart from a few mates i work with that ride bikes i dont have anything to do (socially) with the rest of em.After some pleading followed by "someones name ive already forgotten husband rides a Honda he will be there" i relented and off we went.Someones name ive already forgottens husband whos name ive also forgotten was indeed there and in a very dark pub was resplendent with his (i think) mirror shades on,remember Top GUn? this fucker honestly believed he was in it ive no doubt.Greetings were exchanged followed by roughly an hour of women shit (cheap wine eh) as mine and his partners did what women do followed by a few seconds of peaceful serenity until the Iceman enquired as to what i rode and how long ive ridden bikes,all good until totally ignoring the return of the Marque vue (spelling) fuelled ones continued to recant stories of Foggy type riding feats over the Pig root on a new RRRRRR Honda something,enough was enough and in desperation sought solace in the Pokey machine room,not being a regular if at all for many years pub goer i reluctantly put a $10 in a machine had a few spins and then all hell broke loose,bewildered to be honest as every bugger in there was looking at meturned out i had won the Jackpot$934 to be exact.Nice work indeed.Even bought Mr Iceman a Tequila before grabbing the by this stage well under way Marque Spew (spell) drinking one and heading for home.Whos selling those Pazzo levers then eh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    ...all good until totally ignoring the return of the Marque vue (spelling) fuelled
    I sleep with a Honda rider and not even he would lower himself to drinking that shite
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I sleep with a Honda rider and not even he would lower himself to drinking that shite
    I applaud your high standards mate but with a little luck i might have to lower mine later
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    Yay thanks Mike youve made my day, you love me!
    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    Yay thanks Mike youve made my day, you love me!
    You drink Markeh view? You Sick prick
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    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    You drink Markeh view? You Sick prick
    Its nicer than cHardon tho..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Its nicer than cHardon tho..

    Steve
    Yeah whateva! cHardOneh, is an aquired taste at best of times. I prefer the Hawkes Bay Hardon myself
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Excellent result there man.
    I was in a similar situation and when I asked Mr Leather Jacket what he rode his answer was one of his "mate's triumph" a few weeks back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Yeah whateva! cHardOneh, is an aquired taste at best of times. I prefer the Hawkes Bay Hardon myself
    You other Islanders,jesus H.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    You other Islanders,jesus H.
    your point?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    your point?
    Na mate.promised myself i wouldnt.That aside my stomachs sore from laughin.
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