Forgotten Mother-In-Law ahhh ha ha haaa

[mashman]

this cracks me up...

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/7...in-ferry-port/

[Fatt Max]

I threw my mother in law over the side of a cross channel ferry. Later that night the news reported that a Japanese whaling ship had entered British waters in what was described as 'in hot persuit of a large, bulbous whale, the only one of it's kind known to have strayed so close to the British Isles".

Turned out the old scrote could swim........noone fecking told me......

No matter where you are in the room, she will be beside ya.....

Great story though.....lord knows I've tried