O x y m o r o n s

**scumdog** · 14th April 2010, 17:31

Japanese innovation...

**Grubber** · 16th April 2010, 12:09

Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie

There is a bike shop down the line called "Harley Speed & custom"

a classic example of an oxymoron

Thats a friggin classic quote too by the way!

**Edbear** · 16th April 2010, 13:19

Just a thought, is that where the term "dumb ox" comes from..? You know, Ox(y) moron..?

Oh, okay, I'll shut up..

**Hurrie** · 16th April 2010, 15:09

"Microsoft works"

**peasea** · 16th April 2010, 16:24

Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie

There is a bike shop down the line called "Harley Speed & custom"

a classic example of an oxymoron

As is the motorcycle company that has never produced anything stylish being called 'Triumph'.
Cracks me up.

**peasea** · 16th April 2010, 16:27

Originally Posted by Hurrie

"Microsoft works"

We have a pub in Nelson called The Honest Lawyer!

**ynot slow** · 17th April 2010, 15:23

And locks on 24hr/7 day servos.

**quickbuck** · 17th April 2010, 23:28

"Road Works" signs....

Clearly it doesn't, because there are people there who have just dug the freaken thing to pieces....

**diggyduo** · 17th April 2010, 23:49

Why does Cargo go by anything but a Car?

**Toaster** · 18th April 2010, 00:16

If Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, why does their staff have such a high suicide rate?

**fliplid** · 18th April 2010, 11:32

"Locally Owned and Operated"

**quickbuck** · 20th April 2010, 23:09

Not so much as an oxymoron, more of reality....

A Train stops at a Train Station...
So guess what happens at my Work Station

**mashman** · 21st April 2010, 09:41

"Politically Correct"

**bikemike** · 21st April 2010, 10:30

Council Worker

**GN1NiteStnd** · 23rd April 2010, 19:13

Originally Posted by bikemike

Council Worker

ha ha too true! -Would have even been funnier if I had posted this while I was at work.

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