A couple of highly distasteful jokes - DON'T read if you're the sensitive type...

**Skinon** · 14th April 2010, 14:19

Where do you send Jewish kids with adhd?

Concentration camp.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A prossie can wash her crack and sell it again.

How do you get a fat chick into bed?

Piece of cake!!

And some gross baby jokes.... again if you cant see the funny side dont read it!

Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex?

The baby in my closet...

Whats the best thing about fucking 23 year olds?

Theres 20 of them!

Hahah bad bad taste but fucken funny for the right type of mind...
dunno if thats a good thing

**Maha** · 14th April 2010, 14:24

Human Nature to read something that says 'DONT READ'....
And no, they are not funny, you cant even class them as jokes!
What 'type of mind' would joke about the Holocaust and having sex with 3 year olds?

**SMOKEU** · 14th April 2010, 14:49

Good effort mate.

**onearmedbandit** · 14th April 2010, 15:09

Originally Posted by Maha

Human Nature to read something that says 'DONT READ'....

If that's your case then read but don't comment. Obviously the 'jokes' weren't intended for you.

**Bikernereid** · 14th April 2010, 15:26

Piss funny mate!!!!!!! Especially the 23 year old and the Jewish one.

**Maha** · 14th April 2010, 15:43

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

If that's your case then read but don't comment. Obviously the 'jokes' weren't intended for you.

What I find humorous is, people who quote only part of a post...making it 'out of context'.

Can you answer this? What 'type of mind' would joke about the Holocaust and having sex with 3 year olds?

**Crasherfromwayback** · 14th April 2010, 15:46

Originally Posted by Maha

What I find humorous is, people who quote only part of a post...making it 'out of context'.

Can you answer this? What 'type of mind' would joke about the Holocaust and having sex with 3 year olds?

Someone who is warped and can realize that they're just jokes, bad taste or not.

**Maha** · 14th April 2010, 15:51

Thank you crasher, all cleared up now, unbeleiviable but all clear

**onearmedbandit** · 14th April 2010, 15:52

Originally Posted by Maha

What I find humorous is, people who quote only part of a post...making it 'out of context'.

Can you answer this? What 'type of mind' would joke about the Holocaust and having sex with 3 year olds?

How was it out of context? Maybe you don't agree with the content, that doesn't mean everyone else feels the same way. But to answer your question it is human nature to make jokes out of tragic topics, it's a way of being able to cope. How do you feel about paramedics awarding style points to car crash victims who have been ejected from cars? Do you watch TV programs or movies with violence in them? That no doubt offends a lot of people as well. But instead of watching and complaining they simply don't watch.

Are you the type of person who see's a *Warning - Live wires - Do Not Touch* sign and touches them anyway?

**Maha** · 14th April 2010, 15:55

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

How was it out of context? Maybe you don't agree with the content, that doesn't mean everyone else feels the same way. But to answer your question it is human nature to make jokes out of tragic topics, it's a way of being able to cope. How do you feel about paramedics awarding style points to car crash victims who have been ejected from cars? Do you watch TV programs or movies with violence in them? That no doubt offends a lot of people as well. But instead of watching and complaining they simply don't watch.

Are you the type of person who see's a *Warning - Live wires - Do Not Touch* sign and touches them anyway?

Not at all, im the type of person that can get a reation out of anyone at will!
Its to fucken easy at times.

**Murray** · 14th April 2010, 16:00

Originally Posted by Maha

Not at all, im the type of person that can get a reation out of anyone at will!
Its to fucken easy at times.

Blingity Bling

**mashman** · 14th April 2010, 16:00

What's pink and turns red at the flick of a switch?

A baby in a liquidiser...

**onearmedbandit** · 14th April 2010, 16:47

Originally Posted by Maha

Not at all, im the type of person that can get a reation out of anyone at will!
Its to fucken easy at times.

Oh my, how could I be so stupid. Man, you are good. I only just now see how you did that. You challenged my post, asked me for my reaction by challenging my post, which I in turn gave, and bam, hook line and sinker, you got me. Have you ever considered that you are too witty for the internet, 'cos man that was good.

Either that or you're a very sad person. Haven't made my mind up yet.

**Ronin** · 14th April 2010, 16:53

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

How was it out of context? Maybe you don't agree with the content, that doesn't mean everyone else feels the same way. But to answer your question it is human nature to make jokes out of tragic topics, it's a way of being able to cope. How do you feel about paramedics awarding style points to car crash victims who have been ejected from cars? Do you watch TV programs or movies with violence in them? That no doubt offends a lot of people as well. But instead of watching and complaining they simply don't watch.

Are you the type of person who see's a *Warning - Live wires - Do Not Touch* sign and touches them anyway?

I used to work with a lady who had only one arm. Amputation just below the elbow. She had the best sense of humour. She cocked up one day, I looked her in the eye and told her she was as much use as a one armed paper hanger. Everyone around us shut up, coulda heard a pin drop. Then she laughed so hard she nearly wet herself.