A couple of highly distasteful jokes - DON'T read if you're the sensitive type...

[EJK]

Discretion was adviced so.... I move on.

[Maha]

I used to work with a lady who had only one arm. Amputation just below the elbow. She had the best sense of humour. She cocked up one day, I looked her in the eye and told her she was as much use as a one armed paper hanger. Everyone around us shut up, coulda heard a pin drop. Then she laughed so hard she nearly wet herself.

I always though it was ''as busy as a one armed paper hanger''?

[Maha]

Whats the definition of making love..?

Something that your girlfriend does while you're fucking her...

Good to see ya back posting Bruce.

[Ronin]

Whats the definition of making love..?

Something that your girlfriend does while you're fucking her...

LOL!

Are you even allowed to have those thoughts in that part of the world?

[Maha]

Discretion was adviced so.... I move on.

Whats with your logical logic EJ?

[Maha]

LOL!

Are you even allowed to have those thoughts in that part of the world?

Or, 'busier than a one armed brick layer in Beirut'

[terbang]

Good to see ya back posting Bruce.

Cheers, was just trying to raise the tone a little.

One for the girls just to prove I do care for them too...

What's a womans arse hole doing as she has an orgasim..?
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He's down the pub drinking with his mates...

[EJK]

Whats with your logical logic EJ?

I wash my hands.
I leave the thread.

I'm on your side Mark, about the joke.

[terbang]

LOL!

Are you even allowed to have those thoughts in that part of the world?

Not too loud though..

[onearmedbandit]

I used to work with a lady who had only one arm. Amputation just below the elbow. She had the best sense of humour. She cocked up one day, I looked her in the eye and told her she was as much use as a one armed paper hanger. Everyone around us shut up, coulda heard a pin drop. Then she laughed so hard she nearly wet herself.

Yep, it's great watching other peoples reactions when one of my mates drops a joke at my expense, you can almost feel their discomfort. I say if you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at. People who take themselves too seriously are delusional. No one is that important.

[Crasherfromwayback]

What do all woman that've just had massive multiple orgasms say?



Thanks Pete.

[sinfull]

Ppl need to be able to laugh at themselves !
Got a mate who rung me out of the blue once asking if i could drive my van 5 hours up the line to a mutual mates and rescue him, when i asked what was up, he said he was legless !
Of course i told him to go sleep it off and hung up on him !
Next call came the explaination, that his bike had rolled downhill on the slightest of slopes while he had his back turned and fallen on his legs , breaking an ankle !
The other was fine as it was wooden !

Hard bastard had got bystanders to lift his bike and help him on it, then rode the hour it took to get to his destination and rolled off it in the drive !

[Skinon]

Haha those woman ones are classic! Yea i agree they are funny but i def dont take shit seriously like that, im probably the most un pc motherfucker you ever seen haha...

Anyway Do you know what love is?

The white stuff that comes out the end

[firefighter]

Why could'nt the baby get through the cat door?

It had a javelin through it's head.

[Jonno.]

The difference between GUTS and BALLS.

Guts is coming home late, drunk as a skunk, your wife is holding a broom, and you say "Still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls is coming home late, drunk as a skunk, smelling of perfum with lipstick on your collar, and you smack the wife in the ass and say "You're next, chubby."