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    Quote Originally Posted by meteor View Post
    Egzacery, and for all the crims to be fitted with pacemakers... they'd surely think twice before doing a runner then!
    Easier.. the electronic tag things that get put on criminals ankles (not sure if they do it in this country, not being a criminal..) could be adapted to have a similar effect.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Easier.. the electronic tag things that get put on criminals ankles (not sure if they do it in this country, not being a criminal..) could be adapted to have a similar effect.
    A mate of mine was on home D, he had an electronic bracelet on his ankle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Yup! Saw that, yeah, tazers are a newsworthy item. Silly boy, at least he had the sense to give up before he was tazered! Now the EMF is like a Tazer for cars, eh?
    If every vehicle was fitted with a tamper proof Tazer, aimed at the driver and was activated by a road rule breach...........?

    Do you think driver behaviour would improve? (I know, hush my mouth )

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    A mate of mine was on home D, he had an electronic bracelet on his ankle.
    One that blows their foot off if they leave the designated property or tried to remove the bracelet (anklet?) would be a good thing IMHO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Bet it won't be on the news, 'cause nobody died or had a serious crash. We don't seem to hear of the "good" outcomes, only the ones the media can sensationalise...
    Yeah that would be like having a news headline like "The cat did not go up the tree today" or "The robber didn't do a runner and just pulled over..." it just doesn't sell papers or increase viewer ratings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    One that blows their foot off if they leave the designated property or tried to remove the bracelet (anklet?) would be a good thing IMHO.
    Best damn idea I ever heard.

    All known crims should wear one and if they come within 20 metres of each other they should both explode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    If every vehicle was fitted with a tamper proof Tazer, aimed at the driver and was activated by a road rule breach...........?

    Do you think driver behaviour would improve? (I know, hush my mouth )
    Nope, basically EVERY driver in NZ would crash every time they drove!

    Asians wouldn't even get out of the garage!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
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    The dumb fucks in the offending vehicle decided to do some 'laps' around the hood, and one of the cops clicked onto that and laid out some spike strips. 2 arrests were promptly made.
    I'll assume that the vehicle was stolen, even the 'boy racers' don't cruise around at 3am on a normal Thursday morning.

    Well done police on a successful outcome....
    Good to hear a positive result. Shame they can't use claymores instead of spike strips!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    If every vehicle was fitted with a tamper proof Tazer, aimed at the driver and was activated by a road rule breach...........?

    Do you think driver behaviour would improve? (I know, hush my mouth )
    But we who are law abiding wouldn't be able to exceed the speed limit and ride in bus lanes on the motorway and sneak through amber lights...

    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    Yeah that would be like having a news headline like "The cat did not go up the tree today" or "The robber didn't do a runner and just pulled over..." it just doesn't sell papers or increase viewer ratings.
    Yet it could be a positive, let the boys know how many are being caught - might help a few, (okay I know it's a dream..), to think a bit?

    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    Good to hear a positive result. Shame they can't use claymores instead of spike strips!
    I like the EMF and the Stocks idea, personally...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    One that blows their foot off if they leave the designated property or tried to remove the bracelet (anklet?) would be a good thing IMHO.
    I didn't think you encouraged the use of violence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I didn't think you encouraged the use of violence.
    You're dead right!

    Silly old me.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I didn't think you encouraged the use of violence.
    Only when it's directed at other people
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Only when it's directed at other people
    Fighting fire with fire are we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Fighting fire with fire are we?
    I would if I had a flamethrower
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I would if I had a flamethrower
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