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  1. 6th April 2010, 12:12 #1
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    They make it hard...

    ok i lost my licence in NZ for 6 months......
    was due to get it back on the 2nd of april....
    so i contact nz transport and ask if they can send it to ozzy.....
    ok they say.. we will send it off to palmy on the 2nd.. they will have it within 3 weeks.. and you should have it a week after that......
    hang on says me,, i got 6 months walk.. not 7.....
    ok ring us and we will give you an intrim licence..........
    so i ring them.. at $20 a phone call......
    sorry sir.. we cant issue you with an intrim licence.. until you licence becomes current.....
    well friday is easter bunny day........ ok ring us on tues......
    soes i ring them ups.....another $20 phone call......
    asked me all the shit... name, adress, date of birth... the size of my grandmothers left shoe..... all the shit... then put me on hold... for 10 minutes....
    iam legally allowed on the road here.... but i dont carry a licence....
    the QLD cops are a pack of cunts... they will pull up a biker and have a ticket written out before they get out of the car... even if you arent doing anything wrong.......
    the offence here for not carrying a licence is quite costly.....
    well i got one... but nz.. transport is fucking me about..............
    bit pissed off....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
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    the QLD cops are a pack of cunts... they will pull up a biker and have a ticket written out before they get out of the car... even if you arent doing anything wrong.......


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    Is it really that bad?

    The way things are looking I may end up back in Brisbane and was intending to get a bike once there.

    Perhaps a car would be a better option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Is it really that bad?

    The way things are looking I may end up back in Brisbane and was intending to get a bike once there.

    Perhaps a car would be a better option.
    nah mate..its not that bad...
    ive been here 6 months and havent been pinged...
    keep on the bike.. the weather here is great...
    just seems that anyone with a bit of authority here... seems to think they are god....
    i dont fuck with the cops.. they carry big guns......... and they got fuck all between the ears..
    just as likely to shoot ya.......
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    "They make it hard.........................."

    And so they should.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    just seems that anyone with a bit of authority here... seems to think they are god....
    i dont fuck with the cops.. they carry big guns......... and they got fuck all between the ears..
    just as likely to shoot ya.......
    Thats how we need NZ cops to be - a derrent
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    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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  8. 6th April 2010, 14:55 #8
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    The Tweed River has been the Northern border for reasonable Authorities all my life. I was up there in Joh days too.
    Grafton Cops are notoriously anti-bike - if you are passing Southwards also.
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    LANDTRANSPORTNEWZEALAND.............are the biggest CUNTS around THE END !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Steve View Post
    LANDTRANSPORTNEWZEALAND.............are the biggest CUNTS around THE END !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Who would win a cunt-off between LTSA and ACC?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Who would win a cunt-off between LTSA and ACC?
    I don't know, but it will be a close one.
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    the QLD cops are a pack of cunts...
    So...nothings changed in the last 40 years, then..........
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    fucks me.. i dont belive the ..shit iam copping..just trying to change the plates on the bike........
    iam nearlly in tears...........
    fuck Australia
    And that is the honest truth your honour..
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