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    What advertisements would say if they were honest?

    Disclaimer: Neither myself or the management of KB necessarily agree with the sentiments expressed in these 'ads'. So don't give me grief if you're offended. OK?
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    My daughter telling me like it is:
    "There is an old man in your face daddy!"

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    And some more...

    Same disclaimer as before. No offence intended, OK?
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    My daughter telling me like it is:
    "There is an old man in your face daddy!"

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    Bravo, good one ..... LMAO
    Now the past is over but you are not alone
    Together we'll fight Sylvester Stallone
    We will not be dragged down in his South China Sea
    of macho bullshit and mediocrity

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    Seen this somewhere, still real good for a chuckle. Thanks.


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    I need the booster cushion for my Pajero - the seat has been squashed flat by the fat Coconut who owned it before me.After a year I still can't get rid of the smell and even though I've vacuumed it a dozen times fast food wrappers keep appearing out of nowhere...
    In and out of jobs, running free
    Waging war with society

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    For the dog lovers amongst us

    woof woof woof
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu
    I need the booster cushion for my Pajero - the seat has been squashed flat by the fat Coconut who owned it before me.After a year I still can't get rid of the smell and even though I've vacuumed it a dozen times fast food wrappers keep appearing out of nowhere...
    Normally they install a mini KFC under the drivers seat, so they can get a feed while driving and telling 'the kid' to 'why you cry? why you cry *slap* HEY! why you cry? you fink about what you do' (pulp comedy)...


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