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    Thats how they get their women horny - put up pictures of big wangs everywhere. Why wouldn't that work?

    Anyway, all the father has to do is say to his 8 yr old daughter is say "thats a wang, dear - all men have one" and move on.

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    I was told that black guys have big dicks, or is that just a myth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Likely to get myself busted if I follow THAT advice!
    Thought you already had been flaunting your body

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Don't tell me, you're going to take up riding naked?

    ummm, most certainly not. You know the motto ATGATT or something like that. I value my skin far too much for that kind of palaver

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    ummm, most certainly not. You know the motto ATGATT or something like that. I value my skin far too much for that kind of palaver
    Of course, silly me, don't forget your helmet and gloves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I was told that black guys have big dicks, or is that just a myth?
    Hone Harawera tends to confirm this theory.
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    A maori once told me that the erect penis on Maori carvings was in direct proportion to the mana that the tribe (iwi) gave to spirit (god) etc or power that was portrayed. 'She' jokingly suggested that it was also to attract the 'wahine' from other iwi. Either way, true or false an erection is just the precurser to breast feeding.

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    Theres one scupture(?) here in Christchurch CPIT that has "it". It's scary big and it freaks me out every time whenever I try to get onto the nearby elevator.


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    One of my lost images is a photo of an asian with a positively monsterous erection. I'd post it myself but with all the shit going on with lost images, icons etc (I realy have to get this sorted) and the diffuclty of even logging onto KB without going into the ins and outs of this SM might still have a copy of the photo that I posted. I tell ya gals this thing could kill ya. So if someone wants to ask him.............I would but I'm not too sure he has entirely forgiven me..............but I live in hope..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Hone Harawera tends to confirm this theory.
    I wouldn't believe anything that Hone dude has to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikernereid View Post
    Maybe the dad complained because he doesn't feel comfortable about talking to his kids about sex and appendages. Some people are just up tight about the human form and all the other 'icky' stuff. So when they see these pieces of art it puts them in a potentially awkward situation. Or it could be that he is insecure or that he is a puritan or it could he because of his religion, who knows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I was told that black guys have big dicks, or is that just a myth?
    Have to be a myth the maori are from polynesia, aren't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc View Post
    Have to be a myth the maori are from polynesia, aren't they?
    Fuck knows.

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