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  1. 18th May 2005, 14:01 #1
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    Sex before marriage - For the ladies (Unsafe for work)

    WARNING CONTAINS 'A' PHOTO OF A NUDE MALE


    Ladies - some of you may protect your virginity, saving it for that special guy.
    But this is not always the best thing to do.

    Imagine this...

    You meet a nice guy. You date. You make it quite clear that you do not believe in fiddling before marriage. Despite this the fool stays with you. You fall in love. You plan the wedding. You buy that special wedding night underwear. The suspense is unbearable. You say your wedding vows. Promise one another the world. During the after wedding party the nerves build up. Tonight is the night. He takes you to your room. He deftly takes off his top, tweaking his nipples just for you. Then he pulls down his pants.........
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  2. 18th May 2005, 14:05 #2
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    Your life story??

    Might want to put a not worksafe warning in the title.
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    Are you sure it's not just a REALLY big clit?

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    oooo that's not funny...

    maybe he shouldn't have used the pumice quite so much while in the shower?
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    Baaaaaaaaad photoshop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazbug5
    Baaaaaaaaad photo.
    AGREED!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motoracer
    Are you sure it's not just a REALLY big clit?
    I was gonna say that..
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  8. 18th May 2005, 14:38 #8
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    oh thats classic
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    Now we can all go round knowing that we are the "bigger man" than at least one other person
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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Now we can all go round knowing that we are the "bigger man" than at least one other person
    What?
    I thought the joke was that he was well hung and that she would never be able to manage it all. Bugger. I knew Ms Biff was lying to me.
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  11. 18th May 2005, 15:36 #11
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    Man thats bigger than mine, is that a bad thing ??

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    I don't get it. Whats all the fuss about how big ones p.... is? I'm sure it's a "man thing" but geesh i've never understood it and i'm sure i never will. Hey guys i'll let you in on a little secret SIZE DOESN'T MATTER. There i said it happy now???
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    Quote Originally Posted by strayjuliet
    I don't get it. Whats all the fuss about how big ones p.... is? I'm sure it's a "man thing" but geesh i've never understood it and i'm sure i never will. Hey guys i'll let you in on a little secret SIZE DOESN'T MATTER. There i said it happy now???
    ya huh... and you go on believing that ...!

    I don't want to go into too much detail... but let's say it's one of two benefits you could bring with you...

    Care to guess the other one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
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    Makes me wonder just what you and K14 were doing for you to get pics of him like that
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