Being Stalked?

**Bren_chch** · 19th May 2005, 22:31

Originally Posted by WINJA

YEAH WHATEVER , LIKE THAT TIME MY NEIGHBOURS SHEEP HAD ITS HEAD STUCK IN THE FENCE AND MY NEIGHBOUR WAS ROOTING THE SHEEP ,AND MY NEIGHBOUR ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED A GO SO YOU RAN OVER GOT ON YOUR KNEES AND STUCK YOUR HEAD THRU THE FENCE, SAD SAD MAN

I like that!

**Skunk** · 19th May 2005, 22:43

Originally Posted by Bren_chch

I like that!

What, your head thru the fence? Or the sheep in the fence?

**Sparky Bills** · 20th May 2005, 09:20

I get stalked all the time by all these hot woman!

**Skunk** · 20th May 2005, 12:10

Originally Posted by Sparky Bills

I get stalked all the time by all these hot woman!

I think you mean 'attacked and threatened'. Stalking is different...

**Sparky Bills** · 20th May 2005, 12:32

Originally Posted by Skunk

I think you mean 'attacked and threatened'. Stalking is different...

NO NO,
I get that too

**Motu** · 20th May 2005, 12:53

hmm,um.....we stalked yeah.Drive around friday night,''pick'' a car and follow it,everywhere.Pretty soon they notice you following and try to get away....small things amuse small minds.....

**Paul in NZ** · 20th May 2005, 13:11

I knew a bunch of flowers that was stalked once

**Sparky Bills** · 20th May 2005, 13:13

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

I knew a bunch of flowers that was stalked once

Thats terrible mate!

**Hitcher** · 20th May 2005, 13:15

Does it still count as stalking if you end up marrying them?

**Waylander** · 20th May 2005, 13:39

Originally Posted by Motu

hmm,um.....we stalked yeah.Drive around friday night,''pick'' a car and follow it,everywhere.Pretty soon they notice you following and try to get away....small things amuse small minds.....

Thought I was the only one doin that...

**ManDownUnder** · 20th May 2005, 13:51

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Does it still count as stalking if you end up marrying them?

Hell yes - just make sure none of the photos you keep have the crosshairs superimposed on them - .. it doesn't add to the romance...

**bear** · 20th May 2005, 14:01

Hey Slipstream, my advice would be to make sure you carry a hanky, a photo of you with your finger up the beak would be classic if your mate managed it.

**ManDownUnder** · 20th May 2005, 14:12

So what happens if she's a got a picture - "suitably incriminating" of course... and you see it go by on the side of a bus???

What medium is it going to go out on/in?

Adds a whole new meaning to your arse being like the back of a bus... not that it is, or isn't or... I think I'd best stop digging now...