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  1. 24th April 2010, 18:09 #1
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    You stuck my flash drive in your vagina

    LOL....um okay then

    http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mis/1701584027.html

    found this when I was on another forum

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  2. 24th April 2010, 18:30 #2
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    ive got 7 flash drives ladies!.
    "I saw, I came, I conquered".
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    I keep my flash drive attached to my willy...
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    Brilliant.....what a great sort......

    Soundls like she is the sort of slapper who could hide a complete laptop.......love her already.....

    Right, must ease this 19" rack out of my arse, work IT dept wants it back
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    I am a bit concerned about you Bren. This is the second thread today I have seen where you have "found" a dodgy post. You need to be kept occupied, want for me to talk to your lovely lady
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I am a bit concerned about you Bren. This is the second thread today I have seen where you have "found" a dodgy post. You need to be kept occupied, want for me to talk to your lovely lady
    you can talk to Janiebella any time you want....and i go to some VERY DODGY SITES....this one included

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    I'm more concerned/ worried about the data she took than the act that she "inserted my 4GB USB into her pussy"


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    I'm more concerned/ worried about the data she took than the act that she "inserted my 4GB USB into her pussy"
    Maybe it was a porno USB....well it was AFTER she stuck it up her cunt

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  11. 24th April 2010, 20:00 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leviticus View Post
    I've got a 6inch floppy ;-)
    Mines only 5.25" :cry........
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    So she looks on his computer when hes in the bathroom, steals his stuff, gives a dodgy phone number and he wants to see her again? When she obviously does not?

    I had a girl like that once, but shame as I had all her phone numbers... and stupidly kept calling... till I learnt better
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    EJK... must spread etc etc
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    EJK... must spread etc etc
    I'm glad there are people who understood the joke.


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