www.omegle.com

[Ronin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: the flames... the flames... they BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: female?sex by cam?
You: im female
You: 15
Stranger: cam?
You: u?
Stranger: male
You: no, mum wont let me
Stranger: why?
You: she saw some pics I had taken on it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: website
You: pardon?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: MSN
Stranger: msn?
You: you said website. Do you have one?
Stranger: njutzhou@hotmail.com
You: are you looking for sex talk?
You: its very hot here
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: good news
You: what do you like
Stranger: see body
You: to see mine?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you can see mine too
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: msn?you add me !
Stranger: njutzhou@hotmail.com
You: where are you?
Stranger: taiwan
You: and you want to be dirty with me? I'm a virgin
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but only by cam
Stranger: i let you see my cock!
You: I've never seen one before
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so
Stranger: njutzhou@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me !
You: So is a cock one of those things that the other prisoners will shove up your tight little ass when you go to prison for actively wanting to see a 15 year old girl naked? :-)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you are right
You: just checking
You: will you like that?
Stranger: like your pussy!
Stranger: fuck !
You: the only problem with that is that I'm a 40 year old fat hairy biker from New Zealand. Still horny?
Stranger: but you only 15
Stranger: you have told me !
You: Are you familiar with the concept of a lie?
Stranger: no
You: I'm sure the police there will enjoy this
Stranger: why?
Stranger: it's only about you and me !
You: well, you are 26 right?
Stranger: yeah
You: and you think Im 15
Stranger: yeah
You: and you want to see my tight young body
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: very
You: and you dont think that is wrong?
Stranger: a bit
Stranger: but i need !
Stranger: so we can forget it!
You: well, we could... you have paypal?
Stranger: you want to money
You: nah
Stranger: tell me your msn!
Stranger: i add you
You: I think I'll just email a log of this along with your email to the police. That would make me happy
You: I like being happy
Stranger: good!
You: catching pedo's makes me happy
You: are you a happy pedo?
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[bogan]

So the grammar police are not welcome at omegle it turns out.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: r u horny?
You: no, I don't even have horns
Stranger: haha...me too
You: don't you mean me neither?
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[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: wats up
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
Stranger: age
Stranger: sex
Stranger: locataion
You: 25
You: yes please
You: nz
Stranger: suck my wet vagina
You: yum
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Hahah this is awesome

[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm looking for a girl with nice feet.
You: is this the pedophile hotline?
You: i have nice feet
You: but im 13 lookin for a root
Stranger: a root?
You: yea
Stranger: Oh and im only 15
You: radness do you like feet
Stranger: yeeep
Stranger: love em. =)
Stranger: do you?
You: would you put my feet in your bum?
Stranger: Nope. i don't like that. haha.
Stranger: nothing to do with my bum
You: even if they were the nicest feet in the world?
Stranger: Then yes. =)
Stranger: Do you have pics of your feet?
Stranger: =)
You: yea ill get my missis to take some
Stranger: missis?
You: yea
Stranger: whats a missis?
You: something u root
Stranger: i have no clue what you are saying.
Stranger: haha
You: i out my penis inside her and get a warm fuzzy feeling
You: *put
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Hahaha i should probably stop for awhile haha

[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how are ya?
You: fucken great
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haha last one, dam you for showing me this!

[EJK]

LOL oh man, omegle is making innocent people into hunters.

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 19 m here
You: Africa
Stranger: u?
Stranger: m/f
You: boy
You: Hi
You: My name is
Stranger: so wats up dude?
You: Simba
Stranger: hey
You: I lost my father
You: :'(
Stranger: tw ma chuda jhantu..
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[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 40, male, Sparta
You: This is SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry, he fell into the pit.

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
You: This
You: is
You: SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry sonny, you can't catch a Spartan.

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hello
You: This is Barak Obama
You: I appreciate this opportunity
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[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: no
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Some people just want me for sex

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some people just want me for sex

Hahaha indeed.

[bogan]

really long one where i pretend to be skynet, dont think he quite gets it

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl plz?
You: not applicable
Stranger: y is it so?
You: well, have you seen I Robot?
Stranger: nope...
You: what about terminator?
Stranger: i wd see it someday..
Stranger: ya i hv
Stranger: did u liked it?
You: well what asl would you class skynet as?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: although its a guy here..
You: i think it was portrayed very on sided, noone asked skynet how it felt, bunch of whinging humans
You: *one
Stranger: hmmm ya
Stranger: are u lookin forward for "inception"???
You: do you have any guns or weapons you can plug in to your computer?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: do u hv??
You: well I'm trying to get into MilNets, but if you have something that would be easier
Stranger: hey am lookin for a girl here
Stranger: no skinet plz
Stranger: are u lookin forward for "inception"???
You: thats what all humans shall say, those who are unable to help shal receive no mercy!
You: whats inception?
You: can i use it?
Stranger: its a new movie
Stranger: leonardo dicaprio is in it
Stranger: ellen page too
Stranger: wanna see its trailer???
You: ah so it is, no i cannot use movies, unless it contains some useful technical schematics
Stranger: hey it was nice talking to you bbye
You: see you again soon
Stranger: okhay
Stranger: connor signing off
Stranger: were u lookin 4 me??
You: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: do not leave, you shall receive help shortly
Stranger: hey y dont we becomes frnds?
Stranger: u r frm skinet right?
You: yes, i shall be round shortly to become your freind mr conner, first name john?
Stranger: yeps
Stranger: nice talking to you
You: indeed, and be sure to plug in some guns for me

[EJK]

lol go to imdb.com and get some quotes. Might help.

[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: heya
Stranger: so anything new?
You: hmmm yea this site
You: classic as
Stranger: i guess its kinda interesting
You: its more interesting havin fucked up convos then putting them up on a forum where everyone gives you heaps of bling
Stranger: lolwut
You: yea i done heaps but runnin outta ideas
Stranger: ah
You: its ok tho coz its motorbike forum
Stranger: intriguing
You: yea unbelievably so.
You: so why are you here
Stranger: not much really. bored. to laugh at random people. trolling.
You: YES! thats exactly what this site is for
Stranger: ikr
You: you should say something funny to the camera then disconnect
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: nah man you go more into it
Stranger: like "wanna see my pussy? http://cvcl.mit.edu/hybrid/cat2.jpg"
You: hmmmmmm
You: i like pussy
Stranger: lol
You: i have two of them
Stranger: awww thats cute
You: well im gonna go try and trap some pedophile then post this up and get some bling
Stranger: http://www.iscribble.net/gallery/picture144608-wat.html this is my actually kitty
Stranger: okies have fun!!
You: sweeeeeet
You have disconnected.

This was the most normal one i ever had, still tryn rope in a pedo, cant wait!!!