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Stranger: what kind of dog are you?
You: rhodesian ridgeback
Stranger: may i pet you?
You: not good with strangers
Stranger: oh dear
You: also bad breath and fleas
Stranger: what must i do to earn your trust?
You: supply me with dog treats and something stinky to roll around in
You: preferably something dead
Stranger: i can do that
You: dead and edible even better
Stranger: well, i do have a closet full of squirrels
You: ooooh, that's tempting
Stranger: will a pile of dead squirrels suffice?
You: depends how long they've been dead
Stranger: about 4 days
You: sounding good
Stranger: may i pet you then?
You: well, you can try
You: you never really know with us dogs
Stranger: well
Stranger: i trust you
Stranger: *pet pet*
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: that felt nice
You: how about a sratch behind the ears?
You: the fleas are getting a bit unruly
Stranger: *scratch scratch*
You: *drool*
You: *more drool*
Stranger: you are so soft
You: *some scratching of my own*
You: thanks I use garnier nutrisse for dogs
Stranger: well your fur is dreamy
You: well, it doesn't happen overnight, but you too can have fur this dreamy
Stranger: well, i dont have fur
You: unfortunately just encourages the fleas though
Stranger: if i did, would we be doggy friends?
You: you don't? what sort of dog are you?!
Stranger: im a human
You: well, sure. you shared your dead squirrels and scratched behind my ears
Stranger: yay!
You: as long as you dont try to take my cewing stick, we can be buddies
You: chewing
Stranger: i would never dream of it
You: *chewing stick*
You: it's covered in drool anyway
You: most people are pretty disgusted by that
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i dont wanna touch it
Stranger: but i dont mind if you slobber on me a little bit
You: so, what's a stranger like you doing round a kennel like this
Stranger: looking for dogs
You: well that's great - we'll be fine friends
Stranger: oh boy!
You: you meet many typing dogs
You: cos I thought i was the only one
Stranger: unfortunatly, no
Stranger: very few
Stranger: although some people pretend to be dogs
You: why... that's just weird!
Stranger: i know, right?
Stranger: i dont know what they hope to achieve
You: although, sometimes I pretend to be a human
You: you know, stick on a pair of shades
You: sit up behind the steering wheel
Stranger: thats pretty cool
You: always good for some laughs
Stranger: heehee
Stranger: you're so silly
Stranger: silly silly doggy
Stranger: *pet pet pet*
You: *drool drool drool*
Stranger: mmm you're so cuddly
Stranger: i love you, doggy friend
You: i love you random stranger
Stranger: awww
You: and your dead squirrels
You: actually, especially your ded squirrels
You: but you're pretty cool too
Stranger: thanks
You: sooooooo...... howled at the moon recently?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i like dogs so much, sometimes i participate in their rituals
You: hey - they're supposed to be secret!
You: how do I know you're not a cat?!
Stranger: would a cat ever get off its lazy ass to catch squirrels?
You: ah, no, but it might steal some and pretend it had
Stranger: i wouldn't dream of such a thing!
You: ever chase a car? ooooooooooooh it's fun
Stranger: hell yeah!
Stranger: those bumpers are sooo shiny and mesmorizing
You: and the wheels. With all that round and round and round... just makes ya wanna BITE 'em
Stranger: yeah, they look so tasty
Stranger: i wish i had big dog teeth i could sink into those tires
You: grrrrrrrrrrrr... tires. bite em bite em!
Stranger: i envy you dogs
Stranger: at least i can still pet you guys
You: yeah... it's a dogs life
Stranger: mmm dogs
You: *suspicious* you don't own a fast food place do you?
Stranger: i do not
You: is that a net behind you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not at all
You: you're sure now?
You: hang on...
Stranger: quite positive
You: *sratching*
You: damn felas
You: *scratching*
Stranger: i could get those out
You: sorry for typos. this keyboard wasn't made for paws
Stranger: i understand
You: there's a market there
Stranger: where?
You: dog keyboards
Stranger: oh
You: i for one would invest
You: you could be a millionaire you know
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