Let's sse who's witty and who's witless.
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Let's sse who's witty and who's witless.
The instructions are simple...
Rider - "Go on...you can do it"
Other guy "No no...it's too scary. I think I need a lie down"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Fully Foxed
Crouching kwaka, hidden scoota
Originally Posted by Mully
The instructions are simple...
Scooterer. "It's true. If you can ride in Harley branded gear, you won't feel embarrassed being seen on one of these things"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
BMW Motorrad
Your side stand broke?
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Po ta toes
Or who can't spell......
If I you don't see scooter riders does it mean they don't exist?
"It's ok little bike, I won't let them hurt you"
"Is this 'getting off the bike' enough for you Sketchy?"
Forum whore
Critics were not impressed by the 2nd "Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man" movie, claiming the movie 'jumped the shark' with the 'bike-whisperer' scene.
Come warm yourself by the fire
Special Needs racing class
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Fully Foxed
WTF!!! Where did the rest of the sidecar go?
Come warm yourself by the fire
Whatever you ride. Jesus still loves you.
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Fair weather rider
I really need to save up for a Harley.
"And if I claim to be a wise man, It surely means that I don't know"
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Scooter Guy: "Fuck, i'm wearing harley leathers and I am on a scooter, wish I had a real bucket....."
Green bike guy: "Dear God, please don't let this Ginga-Gangsta-fulla steal my bike....."
Forum whore
Scooter rider: "Hmmm... Maybe if I had front forks and a brake..."
Kwaka rider: "Is this what they call the 'racer's crouch'...?"
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Pretengineer
Kwaka - Maybe if I hang off this much I might get my knee down...
Scooter - Man I hope my harley leathers distract from the fact im riding a scooter...
On a funny note, the scooter is faster and handles better than a harley through!
Hardcore Biker
As Mark (scooter) laughed loudly over the reving of the engines on the dummy grid Skunk (Kawasaki) just realised as he tried to hide what the bet was all about
It's not what you ride but how you ride it!!
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