Pie lovers of the world

[Berries]

These are my sworn and solem vows to you.....take 'em or leave 'em.....

Oooer.

A couple of things you should know before we waddle down the aisle. First off, we don't allow any Smeg in the kitchen. Now some people around here may think it is a brand of kitchenware but as you are quite clearly a pie connoisseur, with I am sure a consummate knowledge of Melton Mowbray pies, you know what it means and I would be worried about cleaning it up after you saw the buckets of lard I keep in the fridge for the pastry. The pastry that would cut the inside of your mouth before it is immediately soothed by the juicy pork fat melting on your lips. Mmmm. Pork fat.

Secondly, my wife would kick me out. So nah, sorry, will have to leave it, but thank you for the kind offer. However, as a consolation, if you are ever down this way you can lick out my pot of Stilton if you want.

[Toaster]

I sold my Mrs.

Worked that bitch hard for months,and months, and months, Then I sold it for 1/6th of what I paid for it, and I'm as fat as ever.

Bit of a massive waste of effort, should have just spent the money on pies.

Fair enough!!

[jafar]

I'm hungry now

[Headbanger]

Fair enough!!

My Mrs just presented me with a plate of hash browns, breakfast sausages, Mushrooms and Tomatoes on toast, along with a steaming cup of coffee.

Now shes cleaning the house while amusing the kids.

And, shes fuckin hot.






Wonder what I could get for her?

[Ronin]

My Mrs just presented me with a plate of hash browns, breakfast sausages, Mushrooms and Tomatoes on toast, along with a steaming cup of coffee.

Now shes cleaning the house while amusing the kids.

And, shes fuckin hot.






Wonder what I could get for her?

I bid 3 Pies. Wait, does she come with the kids?

[Toaster]

My Mrs just presented me with a plate of hash browns, breakfast sausages, Mushrooms and Tomatoes on toast, along with a steaming cup of coffee.

Now shes cleaning the house while amusing the kids.

And, shes fuckin hot.






Wonder what I could get for her?

Photos always get a better price on trademe

[Headbanger]

I bid 3 Pies. Wait, does she come with the kids?

Hmm....seems the breakfast was but a ploy.

She comes with 2 kids, some baggage, an attitude, and a size 10 boot up her backside.

No refunds or exchanges.

Where are my pies?

[nallac]

Hmm....seems the breakfast was but a ploy.

She comes with 2 kids, some baggage, an attitude, and a size 10 boot up her backside.

No refunds or exchanges.

Where are my pies?

We need pics first......

[Big Dave]

Isn't the Bakery at Opotiki supposed to be the champeen?

[Ronin]

Hmm....seems the breakfast was but a ploy.

She comes with 2 kids, some baggage, an attitude, and a size 10 boot up her backside.

No refunds or exchanges.

Where are my pies?

Damn, I'm after size 11's

[Quasievil]

Where is the organised ride to the wanganui Pie Cart ???

thought this was a biker site ?

[Fatt Max]

Oooer.

A couple of things you should know before we waddle down the aisle. First off, we don't allow any Smeg in the kitchen. Now some people around here may think it is a brand of kitchenware but as you are quite clearly a pie connoisseur, with I am sure a consummate knowledge of Melton Mowbray pies, you know what it means and I would be worried about cleaning it up after you saw the buckets of lard I keep in the fridge for the pastry. The pastry that would cut the inside of your mouth before it is immediately soothed by the juicy pork fat melting on your lips. Mmmm. Pork fat.

Secondly, my wife would kick me out. So nah, sorry, will have to leave it, but thank you for the kind offer. However, as a consolation, if you are ever down this way you can lick out my pot of Stilton if you want.

Oh well, worth a try......back to the grind then.....sniff......

[Kickaha]

Rejoice, for the world greatest Pie shop is selling the worlds greatest pies, here in Wanganui, For we are truly blessed by the Lord of Pies.

Going by the standard of food I've previously been served in Wanganui every Christmas, it wouldn't take much for the locals to consider something "the worlds greatest"

They better be open when I'm up this year so we can try them

[Headbanger]

We need pics first......

I can imagine it now, someone coming up to my Mrs and saying, Oh, I saw a photo of you on the internet the other day, Your husband was trying to swap you for pies on a biker forum.

Lmfao.

Thats a shit fight I do not need to have.

[Laava]

This was my first impression!