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Ya dumb kid, you're too young to be in the Riot Police.

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Jeez these people fuck around; I was only six months old when I put my head in here.

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Guy with hacksaw: "If I cut through his shoulder blade about here, then take his head off I think we can save the chair."
Black woman: "Hey there's somethin' oozin' outta the back o' his head"
Woman in brown: "Shit, so there is, brains ya reckon?"
Bald guy: "Holy crap, it's just gone all over my shoe, stop bleeding kid you're ruinin' my Guccis!"