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    Jesse James, you arsehole!

    Jessie James,
    You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

    How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.

    She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.


    Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."
    You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away.
    You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!
    How can you live with yourself!
    I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are:


    Thanks for taking the heat off of me for a while! Let’s do lunch.


    ~Tiger
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    The girl he was cheating on her with was not bad minus the forhead tattoos

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    Tiger thought it was now Cheetah,mine you think Jessies admitted up to 7 affairs.Trying to out do Cheetah!

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    Should see if she can borrow a golf club off Elin.

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    it's the female oscar winners curse
    "In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."
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    Hahaha awesome post, i have to say tho I like Tiger alot more now that he smashes porn stars etc no wonder he's good at golf
    When the flag drops, the bullshit stops.

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    A change is as good as a holiday.


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    She's 45. Too old.

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    Sandra looked all right before she had her face job. It now looks too square / man like - sort of like the rear end of the "Speed" bus she drove.
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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