that was a cool game , yep reckon it will have to be a starter for the party in a couple of weeks.................
Wow, last week was the Brass, where everyone froze there Arse.
Another Monkey, totally Funky.
Making mine nine, its a sign.
Next be ten, ten, ten!!!!
The trip was a blip, Stoppin at BP, no bike oil slick.
From Rolly, no need for a brolly.
Oamaru, did not pass thru.
A late lunch, past brunch. God damn the soup filled the belly of I, and two girls Sally and Kelly
A TLS I must confess rode with us though to Palmaston, a lot of fun.
The pig route...struth. The light so bright, Snow so low.
Could not see, so cold, all I wanted was to Pee.
Ranfuly, goal not to hurley.
From the camp to the pub, for some grub.
A few drinks........ I think?
Sat mornin, the ice was nice.
Rode to the Site.... Shite!!!!
Plenty of snow to throw...
Pitch my tent, excellent.
A few drinks, and a feed indeed.
Snow so thick, never saw any "grass"
At least -4, cooor!!!!!
Sunday mornin, we all be yawnin.
Mighty cold, yet must be bold.
Headin to Fox, hopin for no wet sox.
Problem was, we became cast before Haast.
Snow made the road a no go.
Makarora, one of us was a snorer!!!
The rain was insane, those clouds were to blame.
Monday came after Sunday,
The road had plenty of grit, what a shit.
From 5 to three we rode with glee, to fox. Must have good shocks.
10k from Hoki, I was not hoki doki, they went pas' cause I ran out gas.
miSta was not stink, for he gave me bike some stuff to drink.
Hoki, we got, over Arthers worth a shot.
As we were makin a dash, a copper flicked us a flash. No stop, nice cop.
It got mighty dark, fark.
A pee between the seas at Arthers.
We orter get to Porters.
Some sleat fell, ring a bell, 3 degrees we were starting to freeze.
Sneeze.
At last back at me crib into bed I slid.
And that was that, the monkey I DID!!!!!!!!!!
The pictures? they be comin next timin'![]()
Ya wasting ya true calling Q , nice one![]()
Thats awesome GhostBullet!
Distributor of Uncle Garrys cushions for Uncle Flips Kickers (or should that be knickers?!?)
Cleverly disguised as an adult!D.N.B.W
and newly est Grease Monkey
Yeah yeah... rub it in why dontcha.
Bring it!
Love your work Q! Not your job tho...
Have to say big thanks to MiSta 'n Mrs sensible for puttin up with us and Mike 'n Vicky for the hearty lunch.
Emlyn...I did get my cray in the end! Will jack up a propper trip next time.
All you crazy Mainlanders made our BM a real treat.
Big Brother Ranfurly will stay with me forever.![]()
bloody awesome ghost bullet well done!
Cherish. Love. Laugh. Hope. Dream. Believe.
Was the bestest Monkey so far for me.
Wednesday. Left late and in the wets.
Thursday . Wets stayed on till Kaikoura. 1st time I had seen the 3 fords closed ever. Also not able to get a crayfish at the beach caravans. Showed the Mista household a bit of culture.
Friday. Travel with the Canterbury rabble to Oamaru for good lunch Thanks Mike and Vicky.Hard case dog thought he was great.
Over Pig route 1st time seen snow down to the roadside and the sunstrike. High five with Mike while passing a scooter. Lots of scooters this year. Good on them. Wouldn't mind trying it myself. Made it to the Ranfurly cabins for the adult version of Big Brother.
Saturday. 1st time arrived to the site covered in 4 inches of snow. Brilliant warm day.
Sunday. Left in wets for lunch with some of the rabble at Makaroa. Should have skipped lunch and beat the 50 cent piece sized snow flakes that turned us back at the Blue Pools, for a night at Makaroa A framed cabins. Thanks to Richard for negotiating .17 cents each off our overnight stay.
Monday. Made it throught to Haast, probably could have done it on the Sunday in hindsight. Finally got a crayfish. At a cost of 4 Magnum icecreams. Extravagant I know but we were worth it.Made it to Ross for the night.Fark she weren't happy getting a ticket trying to catch a Harley. Ma ears are still ringin.
Tuesday. Froze going through St Arnard. Picton for the night.
Wednesday. Home through the Parapara's and more signs of heavy recent snowfall from Raetahi onwards.
See SHREK Told ya "Chrome would get me Home"![]()
And after all that, and with some snow falling at home today, I have some pictures to go with the story. click on the link...below, you know... the picture with the snow!!! go go GO!!!!
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