Fark I'm....

[onearmedbandit]

....pissed. I can't be bothered checking new posts, haven't been on here for a few days....but:

1/ I got free box tickets to the Crusaders game tonight.
2/ I got free alcohol tonight
3/ My Rangie's suspension died today (according to Land ?Rover)
4/ But its not, they don't knoew shit (or so it seems as its perfectly fine)
5/ The cat that that adopted us bit me three times tonight drawing blood but I don't feel a thing (might have something to do with the free champs and beer)


6./ I'm getting married tomorrow.

So to sum up, hope you are all doing well, as I am, and wish you all the best for the future.

Move this to to that section that is daily whatever, as I couldn't give a fuck. To many people take themselves soooo seriously on this site, kind of makes for entertaining reading. Thinking about giving up road riding as the man constantly wants my licience, might sell the gixxer and buy a race bike. I can't ride 100km/h. So think of me what you will, but whatever. Wish us the best as I know that it's coming to us. BTW, did you know that a certain current aussie superbike rider lapped Phillip Island on a std 1000cc sportsbike only 8sces slower than V. Rossi. Time to sell the road bike and buy a track bike. But then I don't have enough time.....

Sorry, I'll be back to my drug-smoking self tomorrow.

[onearmedbandit]

Oh yeah, had 3 stags nights this week, haven't drunk so much in so long. So please celebrate with me as I enter this new time of my life. My daughter is my flowergirl, my best man flew in from England, all my friends are jopining in this momentus occassion, so excuse my drunkeness, excuse that I haven't invited most of you (@$45 per head plus bar tab and nibbles at $8 per head this is costing more than a K5 1000) but enjoy the fact that I'm doing well by my standards.

[onearmedbandit]

Um, does antone know if I need tetnus shots for excessive cat bites???

[SPORK]

Jolly good show! Enjoy marrieieieied life, but check out Biff's thread about it first

[Virago]

Congrats in advance for the big day! We will of course expect you on-line tomorrow night for a full report. (What else would a KB'er do on his wedding night?).

[Kickaha]

Um, does antone know if I need tetnus shots for excessive cat bites???

Get one for rabies while you're at it

[sAsLEX]

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6./ I'm getting married tomorrow.

Co9ngratew dude dont let the sober days outnumber the ohters by much!!

[Zed]

...6./ I'm getting married tomorrow...

I'm sure you meant you're getting married today!!

Good on you and congratulations! Stay together forever man.

[Biff]

Good luck OAB - Hope your head's in a fit shape tomorow.

[John]

As long as your not foaming at the mouth you should be sweet, sounds like you've had an interesting time.

Have a awsome (is that suitable?) wedding!

[Hooks]

Shit man you've been bit by the pussy .... and the ring ain't even on your finger yet !!

Seriously though ... All the best for today and all the others to come ... enjoy each other now ... you never know what's around the corner !!

Ian

[WINJA]

GOOD LUCK ,IM HAPPY FOR YA

[Skunk]

Congratulations on the wedding, hope the weather is better than here.

[gav]

Hope you have a memorable weekend, certainly the Crusaders did their bit!!

[Ghost Lemur]

Shit man you've been bit by the pussy .... and the ring ain't even on your finger yet !!

Glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought that when reading.

Hope it all goes grand for you today OAB.

As for the whether to get rid of your gixxer or not, only you can decide that. Just realise once a biker always a biker. Not having a bike doesn't stop you from poping in and talking shit with us.

Sounds like you had a hell of a good night, hope you aren't paying too badly for it today.

All the best.