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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Vigalante? is that a Korean word for somebody that has never had sex??
    You must be thinking of virgilante (doing your first lynching)
    Or viagralante (well starched robes)
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Watched a 4X4 van covered in dried mud pull up nice'n'close to one of my 'flasher' cages in a supermarket car park. Stupid cow opens van door right into the side of me pride'n'joy as I watched from the check-out.

    Said cow has a quick scan of the horizon to see if she had been spotted then slammed her door shut and waddled of into the supermarket!!

    Got back to pride'n'joy and sure enough ANOTHER ding I hadn't requested, nobody in the van to vent my spleen at so 'wrote' a nice message on the offending dried-mud covered door with the driest dirt-laden rag I could find, you could read it 50 yards away and it wasn't pleasant and should the van ever be washed the message would still show ground into the paint.

    Of course that was a long time ago before I was sensible'n'law-abiding
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    An Asian woman did the same to our car while I was sitting in it. I couldn't even curse her out properly for all the so solly's. It's got to be justifiable homicide to kill door dingers.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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