Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up:

[crazyhorse]

@ PRISON
You spend most of your
Time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend most of your
Time in an 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON
You get three meals a
Day, fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it

@ PRISON
For good behavior,
You get time off

@ WORK
For good behavior,
You get more work


@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks
All the doors for you

@ WORK
You must carry a security card
And open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV
And play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet


@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
People who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family
And friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak
To your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the
Taxpayers with no
Work required

@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life behind
Bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They're called 'managers'


THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.

[nothingflash]

I think I'd prefer an office fling at work more than i would in prison though

[SMOKEU]

That's some good shit.

[scumdog]

At least in my office I can drop the soap without fear (if I had soap!) - and nobody will steal my motorbike and hot-rod pics off my office wall..

[Sentox]

The problem with prison is that the rape is literal, not figurative.