Body of chauvinistic idiot found jammed under wheel of exasperated female

**rie** · 4th May 2010, 10:35

Issue one: assuming Females are incapable of Fixing Stuff
Female rocks up on her bike and Chauvinistic idiot #1 turns to the Female's Boyfriend and tells him three hundred different ways the Female's bike needs work - but this is typical. Everyone wants to tell you what's wrong with your bike. But only Chauvinistic idiots ignore Female On Bike and informs the Boyfriend Standing Nearby of all the things the Female's bike needs done, and how the Boyfriend is responsible for doing the work because Female is clearly incapable.

Several stupid assumptions are made in a mere five minutes: Female is incapable of bleeding her own brakes; Female is incapable of even taking an Allen key to adjust her own pegs; the Female could not have possibly installed a simple alarm to her battery by herself, god forbid.

Patient Female finally gets a word in: "Actually I'm quite happy with where my pegs are"
Chauvinist turns to Boyfriend and repeats: "Mate, you need to move her pegs up. They're no good where they are."

Issue Two: assuming Females only got into riding because of Motorcycling Boyfriend

self-explanatory and often not true. Even if true, totally irrelevant to just about everything. But fucking annoying when Chauvinistic idiots turn to Boyfriend on His Bike and commends him for getting 'a lady' into riding. Actually, fuckwit, motorcycling DOES occur to Females without the inspiration of a Motorcycling Male.

Issue Three: bike Dealers & salespeople

Dealer to Boyfriend: This bike is great for pillioning (gesturing to Female)
Boyfriend: actually she is looking for a bike, not me
Dealer to Boyfriend: Oh, well it's great to see ladies get into riding
Boyfriend: well actually she's been riding for a while
Dealer to Boyfriend: Oh well...it's great to see ladies upgrading.

[...because all women are on 250s?]

**bogan** · 4th May 2010, 10:43

Whats all this then? who let you out of the kitchen?

**Ferkletastic** · 4th May 2010, 10:55

My girl was into riding before we met and I'm her convert (sorta, had been thinking about getting 6 for ages).

The dealers round here were pretty good when she was shopping for her upgrade, mostly talking to her (although they kept mentioning that gladius' come in pink) etc.

Also I'd just like to add that I think it's adorable that you sheilas have your own little forum for your cute little opinions. *duck*

**nodrog:Me** · 4th May 2010, 11:04

is good to see men teaching their woman how to use their computer.

**marty** · 4th May 2010, 11:12

I know a girl who rides a bike. It's blue.

**Number One** · 4th May 2010, 11:36

Funny how threads put into 'biker angels' always attract the attentions of the boys first

As for the other stuff - just smile and nod...at least you don't have to play the silly game that is 'I have a bigger penis because I know all that's wrong with your girlfriends bike'

Just accept that well, frankly....some boys are just total dicks

**Mully** · 4th May 2010, 11:37

Lady motorcycle riders? What is this, the Twilight Zone?

**The Pastor** · 4th May 2010, 11:46

Originally Posted by number one

funny how threads put into 'biker angels' always attract the attentions of the boys first

as for the other stuff - just smile and nod...at least you don't have to play the silly game that is 'i have a bigger penis because i know all that's wrong with your girlfriends bike'

just accept that well, frankly....some boys are just total dicks

big dicks.

**Number One** · 4th May 2010, 11:46

Originally Posted by renegade master

big dicks.

They WISH they had big dicks...

**spajohn** · 4th May 2010, 12:07

My girlfriend decided to get her bike license after she split from her ex, along with a list of other accomplishments she wanted to do with her new found freedom...just as I had when I had a lot of spare time from my previous relationship. Oh, and she does the DIY on her own house...I get to hold the ladder.

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 4th May 2010, 12:20

whats for dinner?

**gijoe1313** · 4th May 2010, 12:20

Hey, I much prefer it when ladies do their own fix up stuff, definitely makes them rate higher on my own scale! And I know plenty of guys who aren't able to wield a spanner! As for the ignorance thing, it just tells more about them then anything else!

And oh yeah, karma always seems to have payback for that sort of thing!