What is it with guys bout girls on bikes?

[Wonko]

With the long hair flowing out under the helmet and wearing leather pants it's amusing to go past construction sites and see heads turn.

Also happens on the street occasionaly. I've had yelled at me from a car full of yobos "Check out the arse on OH MY GOD, IT'S A GUY"

[jrandom]

With the long hair flowing out under the helmet and wearing leather pants it's amusing to go past construction sites and see heads turn.

Heh. If *I* wore tight leather pants and long hair there wouldn't be a dry eye in the crowd. I very much doubt there'd be any catcalls and whistles from behind, either, unless the crowd was populated by kinky types with an affinity for Valkyrie-esque feminine builds.

oh, and by the way, Wonko, just in case nobody's said this on the forum yet... tell us about the dolphins, eh?

[Slim]

And I've experienced exactly the opposite (obviously, since I'm a girl on a bike).

Sitting in traffic in Khyber pass behind a bus when all the school girls sitting in the back seat spotted me & started flirting.

So I whipped off a glove & waggled a fist full of ruby/diamond rings at them & laughed when the shenanigans abruptly stopped & they all faced forward again.

When I first started riding, the guys thought it would be an absolute hoot to put me on Steve's RG400 wearing his Dianese leathers and watch the reactions when we got where we were going. No one had any idea until I took off my helmet that I was a girl.

[jrandom]

Sitting in traffic in Khyber pass behind a bus when all the school girls sitting in the back seat spotted me & started flirting.

Bugger me. First Jim2 gets flashed, and now you get flirting schoolgirls.

I need to find me a sexier bike and get some of this titillating on-road action.

[Big Dog]

there seems to be a slight indifference to guys on small bikes, almost as if ppl think that they should get something more 'manly' :confused2

It would seem that the vast majority of cagers don't know the difference between skill and size.


You could always try the line "it aint the size of the wave, its the motion in the ocean."

[Motoracer]

Bugger me. First Jim2 gets flashed, and now you get flirting schoolgirls.

I need to find me a sexier bike and get some of this titillating on-road action.

You could always go around to Queen st or K Road on a Fri or Sat night and try to pick up drunk chix. With the beer goggles on, They'd probably think its a TL or SV thou

[jrandom]

You could always go around to Queen st or K Road on a Fri or Sat night and try to pick up drunk chix. With the beer goggles on, They'd probably think its a TL or SV thou

The missus might not approve if I brought them home, though.

Did I ever post the story here about what happened the time I decided to swing past Colemans for a drool in the window about 8pm on a Friday night once?

I didn't dare get off the bike after a person (gender indeterminate, attire clearly in the female style, red leather and rather too small in size but person's dimensions rather unexpected for said attire, particularly the fact that he/she/it was over 6ft and appeared to have shoulders broader than mine) started walking toward me grinning from ear to ear with wildly swinging hips. I suspect he/she/it thought I was after a paid pillion of sorts. Wouldn't know, I buggered off (that was not an intentional pun) PDQ. I can recommend *not* stopping in that area unless you *are* after a 'pillion of negotiable affections'.

[Milky]

I've had yelled at me from a car full of yobos "Check out the arse on OH MY GOD, IT'S A GUY"

before i got my dreads i was in a wetsuit doing a little kayaking up in the bay of islands when the same thing happened to me... maybe it is time for a full lengh ZZ Top beard

[Coldkiwi]

where do I nominate this thread as the 'Funniest Read for January?'
very entertaining all, thank you for your stories.
I'd give first prize to 'Hey, check out the a** on that...'

[Big Dog]

Back when I had the pony tail my hairdresser was a similar height (and I was 60kg lighter), and she always wore a denim shirt and jeans (being the naki) as such whenever I took my hair tie out I would get people handing me beers from behind and whispering the filthiest shite, often accompanied by a grab of my bum. I would take the beer THEN turn around just to watch them freak out when they saw my goatee.

Got me out of a ticket for 160kmph before too.

I was kaning along at about 2am on a saturday morning by the crematorium in NP when the disco lights came on in my rearview.

I shrunk down in my seat expecting to lose my license, and wound down my window. The police officer approached with the line "and what has a lovely lass like you in such a hurry at this time of night?".

I turned to face him as he leaned in the window......... mutch retching and the contents of his stomach delivered at high velocity to the roadside later he waved me on.

[Wonko]

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hmmm so tempting to try this

[Big Dog]

[QUOTE=Wonko]

hmmm so tempting to try this

Would you be the fuzz then?

[Wonko]

Would you be the fuzz then?

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims "I want to join your biker club".

The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join.

So the biker asks her "You have a bike?"

The little old lady says "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.

The biker asks her "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady says "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool".

The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?".

The little old lady says "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples".

[Kwaka-Kid]

ohhh this is crackup! I went to school with milky and dude! im not surprised half of them thought u were a girl haha nah my bad, well milks thats just insane, and ill cya out piha and give yah a ride home on the mighty Viffer, can all KB'ers please pray for my front tyre to keep stuck as im going to attempt to scare milky on the back along scenic drive crap, just hearing about a boyracer accident tonight from my bro, haha those BR's are crazy, mix cars, ego's, young boys/girls and ALCOMAHOL! you get chicks flying out windscreens apparently.

[marty]

a few years ago i was up in auckland watching the ironman. went out on the bike leg to give support some mates. one of the guys in the front of the van says - 'fuck would you check the ass out on THAT....i could 'do' that right here and now!', as we approached a cyclist in lycra.

i don't think the asian dude on the bike would have been that happy to know some big euro dude wanted to experiment with vaseline and his ass on the roadside..