Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Maybe its for mean people like me. I will buy your shit off you just to make you sad. It's better if you cry as I burn up your driveway on the way out. You better be sad tho, and not just a touch of remorse either, I expect full on runny mascara and a razor blade to the wrists, that would put an emo pussy to shame. Otherwise it might be construed as false advertising or breach of contract. Then I could bring back your piece of crap after thoroughly thrashing it and demand my money back.
Then you might be sad.
Keep on chooglin'
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