Best analogy competition.

**Naki Rat** · 19th July 2009, 16:37

Sweating like a rapist

**newbould** · 19th July 2009, 22:21

As big as a ski instructors ego.
As opinionated as a KiwiBiker
As hard to educate as a born again biker

**Ooky** · 19th July 2009, 22:29

she has a hourglass figure with ten minutes left

**cc rider** · 19th July 2009, 23:29

Originally Posted by Ooky

she has a hourglass figure with ten minutes left

tip her on her side & she'll last longer

**Thermo King** · 20th July 2009, 06:23

He'd a head on him like a bastard rat

As thick as two short planks

**ukbandit** · 20th July 2009, 16:34

arse like a charging rhino!

**ukbandit** · 20th July 2009, 16:40

had a face like a slapped arse!

**kevfromcoro** · 20th July 2009, 17:02

that bike wouldent pull a sick whore out of bed...................

**YellowDog** · 20th July 2009, 17:07

If 'AssHoles' had wings, this place would be an airport

**TOTO** · 22nd July 2009, 01:28

Champagne lifestyle on a beer income.

**The Stranger:Me** · 30th July 2009, 11:03

She has more chins than the Chinese phone book.

**one fast tl1ooo** · 30th July 2009, 11:59

thats gota be better than a slap round the belly with a dead fish

**Timmay** · 30th July 2009, 12:04

goes like a whore on P

**Usarka** · 30th July 2009, 12:07

Like a blind stoned cowboy.

**Big Dave** · 30th July 2009, 13:09

Originally Posted by Usarka

Like a blind stoned cowboy.

getting bumps and bruises from doorways he don't even know.
And Huxley's not even the tone.

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