Don't block people in!

[schrodingers cat]

Next time kick it over and piss on it.

[Spazman727]

LOL I see. My apologise!

Steve

Sweet as, heh.

[Spazman727]

Next time kick it over and piss on it.

I was tempted to, just taken a slash though so without the pissing whats the point in kicking it over?

[Spazman727]

Isnt it ironic that during this winge I go from l plate rider to scooter boy?

[IdunBrokdItAgin]

Today I parked my bike at uni in the proper place and when I got out of my class and had to leave in a bit of a hurry I discovered that some dumbass scooter rider had parked their piece of crap behind me blocking me in. So I waited a bit while I put my gear on (which takes me quite a while), hoping that the rider would not be long since they parked in such a stupid place and be back soon to move it.

Now I had my stuff on and mr dipshit wasnt back yet, and I needed to move, so I decided to move the scooter myself, but discovered to its farings detriment that scooters arnt meant to be forcibly dragged out of stupid parking spots. As I was trying to move it, the owner came along and said to stop touching it. I said that he had parked in a pretty stupid place, to which he retorted that he was only gone 5 mins. He was clearly gone way more than that and to park blocking in several bikes leaving your stupid scooter for any ammount of time to me is asking to have the thing destroyed. I spose he was luckey that I was in a fairly good mood. Does anyone think I was unreasonable in trying to get the little piece of crap out of the way? Should I have waited until the fuckwit who thought a scooter was the best way to get around was back ffom his little errand?

The moral of this story is dont block people in. Next time I will intentionally fuck up your piece of shit scooter.

You certainly did the right thing. There is a scooter which parks on williis street, wellington, that I swear is more gaffer tape than actual scooter.

The sodding thing is always wedged in between bikes, when there is no actual space - fair enough that it could fit physically into the space(?!) but the rider never seems to take into account that the motorbike, his piece of mobile tape is mere millimeters away from, requires its rider to at least get his leg into the space between bikes.

Damn thing also sticks to you foot when you boot it - most annoying.

[Spazman727]

Damn thing also sticks to you foot when you boot it - most annoying.

Haha, thats like putting salt on the wound. Its a s if scooter riders don't understand anything about courtesy and have no common sence.

[Spearfish]

Next time kick it over and piss on it.

why put the fire out?

[Dave Lobster]

It's as if scooter riders don't understand anything about courtesy, and have no common sense.

You mean.. they're young people then?!

[davebullet]

If you are handy with tools and have your toolkit on you, start to dismantle the thing.

[Grubber]

LOL - handbags at twenty paces !!

Aint this such a joke!
What the.....

[Genie]

I remember once a little mini being parked in a stupid place....mini was removed and place in an extremely difficult position...well done on keeping your cool and I'd have been looking to move the little pest as well.

[rie]

this applies equally to motorcyclists who don't know how to park like grown ups. i prefer the scooters because you can move them (to an entirely different quadrant of the parking lot, if you have a friend).

motorbikes on the other hand are a bitch to move so you simply must resort to carrying a large piece of paper and vivid with you to tape "LEARN TO PARK LIKE A FUCKING GROWN UP" everywhere that passer bys can see it. nothing like public embarrassment to fix a bad habit.

[CookMySock]

"LEARN TO PARK LIKE A FUCKING GROWN UP"

Theres a bloke always parks his cruiser in the bike park outside dick smith electronics in whakatane. He parks the fucking thing so he either unnecessarily takes the whole bike parking space, or so that if you use it as well it blocks him in. My wife (trying to park her bike there) commented to him only to be greeted with a typical cruiser asshole rude response, so I just park across him now. If he is this tough I bet he can stand pivot - unless he jams his back wheel into a corner so he can't even do that.

Steve

[DangerMice]

I can imagine the howls of outrage if anyone tried to move any of your bikes and damaged a fairing, even if you were parked like an arsehole. It's all good though, I'll just tape this thread onto the R1 that parks like an arsehole here after I "kick it over and piss on it" cause obviously that's ok.

[CookMySock]

I can imagine the howls of outrage if anyone tried to move any of your bikes and damaged a fairing, even if you were parked like an arsehole.

People are welcome to shift my bike for any good reason, provided they don't pull on something fragile or drop it on the concrete. If you don't feel confident doing it, then you probably shouldn't be.

Conversely, I'd shift someones' bike if I was forced to. If they don't like that, then should park properly to begin with.

If some cunt took umbrage and whacked me one just because I moved his bike, he'd better not take his eyes off me, coz I'll open him up like a fucking tin of fish. Different story if I DID drop his pride and joy.. probably I'd deserve it.

If you HAVE TO move it, then move it, but be fucking careful.

Steve