Non-bike DAMHIK!

**ManDownUnder** · 11th December 2007, 09:22

Inspired by Big Dave's motorcycling stories I thought we could find a place for all that ill gotten knowledge you're not actually allowed to know...

So - in the interests of setting the pace... here's a juicy starter for ten.

When eating passionfruit straight off the vine two incredible things happen... the less ripe fruit become palatable as your taste buds adjust to the more tart fruit resulting in one eating more than one intended to at first...and it's very easy to eat enough raw fibre to trigger totally unsignalled, completely surprising, very smelly, messy, sticky and explosive diarrohea

DAMHIK

**Colapop** · 11th December 2007, 09:43

When out running in jeans and work boots - it's best to stop for the police when they yell at you to stop. The bruises go away afetr a couple of days...

DAMHIK.?

**007XX** · 11th December 2007, 09:44

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

So - in the interests of setting the pace... here's a juicy starter for ten.

DAMHIK

You been drinking too much coffee again, haven't you?

**ManDownUnder** · 11th December 2007, 09:47

Adding a packet of gelatine to the toilet bowl of friends that are away on holiday provides a rigorous test of that freindship within 2 hours of them returning home

...DAMHIK....

**Colapop** · 11th December 2007, 09:49

Baking a chocolate cake using Exlax as a source of chocolate flavouring can have both disaterous and hilarious results...

DAMN HICK!

**Qkchk:Me** · 11th December 2007, 09:50

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Adding a packet of gelatine to the toilet bowl of friends that are away on holiday provide a rigorous test of that freindship within 2 hours of them returning home

...DAMHIK....

Thought you were a good shit-stirrer

**ManDownUnder** · 11th December 2007, 09:52

Shooting skyrockets at each other from about 100m away is exciting enough, but those thrills are pathetic compared to what happens when one veers wildly off course and ignites a patch of tinder dry grass... 3/4 of the way up a steep bank

...DAMHIK...

(yes - we managed to put it out...)

**Disco Dan** · 11th December 2007, 09:58

having two people in contacts list with same name - one of them being your workmate and then texting the wrong person boasting about screwing your boss.... ....while standing next to said workmate with said boss in the same room....

**Mikkel** · 11th December 2007, 10:11

Don't accept the invitation to have a couple of champagnes at your friend's parents' place after drinking a bottle of flavoured vodka while headbanging to rage against the machine.

DAMHIK

Testing how many steps you can take at a time going down a staircase - after a significant pissup - is not a good idea...

DAMHIK

...being dared into swordfighting with your mates at your best friends stagnight the next day doesn't help the situation either! No matter how many beers you've had.

DAMHIK

...oh, and the same goes for, later same day, running head over heels, naked, to the beach for a midnight swim!

DAMHIK

-At least the alcohol had a soothing effect on the jellyfish stinger...

**ManDownUnder** · 11th December 2007, 13:44

When drunk with friends... and singing along to Mika's "Grace Kelly" do NOT grab the front of your jeans and urgently yank upwards in a a desperate attempt to make hitting the falsetto notes funny...

DAMHIK...