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  1. 15th April 2010, 18:24 #1
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    Decent pants for a fat bastard

    Yes indeed my lovelies,

    Need to get myself into a decent set of bike pants but as you well know, I am a bii on the large side.

    Every bike shop I have tried thus far cannot meet the gargantuan arse that I have nurtured for the last 43 years so can anyone tell me where I can purchase such garments?

    Thanks lovelies, best suggestion wins a pole dance on their birthday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I am a bii on the large side.
    As in swings both ways kinda bi?
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    First port of call for gear should be QuasiMoto. He's a good bastard too.
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    Hi Dude, are you really that big?? mate I have a pair of pants for the more healthy built gentleman, and if you pm me your waist, leg length (inside) I will see if I can sort something out for you Cheap !

    Sound good ?
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    Walk another 100ks? (yeah right)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    Hi Dude, are you really that big?? mate I have a pair of pants for the more healthy built gentleman, and if you pm me your waist, leg length (inside) I will see if I can sort something out for you Cheap !

    Sound good ?
    Cheers dude

    Will do
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    whats wrong with the ones you usually wear......
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    Jet Leathers in Hastings will make you exactly what you need. No size too large or too small. Give me a call at Jet Leathers 068787949 or jetleathers.com for more info.......................Cheers Mike. Ive just had my birthday 2 weeks ago so can I have a rain check?........
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    whats wrong with the ones you usually wear......
    Yep, paid for them by cheque
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    You're not that big Mark. Have you forgotten that your friendly Ratti makes gear specially for the cuddlies amongst us?

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