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A mouse going on holiday
Aargh, photos!
What have 4 legs, 2 big ears and a trunk???
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A mouse going on holiday
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Hardcore Biker
LMFAO !!!! hahhahahaahOriginally Posted by Hitcher
this thread is turning into the KILLER MAN !!! LOL !!!
i mean a BILLIARD TABLE !!!! falling from a tree, shit who would even think of such a thing !
ah well guess it was worth opening the thread !
Hardcore Biker
oo my turn to transfer some of my stupidty to you lot
what did the right leg tell the left leg......
Dont talk loud, this dick might hear you
Still Ridin'
What's yellow with black spots and is dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Still Ridin'
What's black, sits in a tree and is dangerous?
A crow with a machine gun
Jeez, I'm really dredging up the old jokes I read at priamry school - it's truly terrify what I can recall with ease...
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Aargh, photos!
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?
Sir
What do you call a gorilla with 2 banana's stuffed in his ears?
Anything you want, he cant hear you
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Easily wound up!!
Last time an elephant was in my fridge it was the peanut butter the bastard left his footprints in.
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How do you put an elephant into the fridge?
Open the door first.
How do you put 2 camels into the fridge?
Open the door first, and take the elephant out.
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Well this one has my vote for the funniest, unfunny joke.
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Deus ex ukulele
What's got one eye, six legs and three tails?
Three blind mice and half a snapper...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Hardcore Biker
What do you call an Irishman lying under a pile of leaves?
Russell!
ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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Deus ex ukulele
What do you call a quadraplegic Irishman in a swimming pool?
Bob.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Hardcore Biker
How did the Irishman break his leg?
He fell out of the tree while raking up the leaves!
ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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Deus ex ukulele
Did you hear about the Irish tap-dancer?
Broke his leg when he fell into the sink...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Hardcore Biker
What do you call 4 irishmen standing in the middle of a field?
A thicket!
ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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