THE most stupid joke...

**mini_me** · 25th May 2005, 20:43

whats yellow and cant swim?

a bulldozer

**Sniper** · 26th May 2005, 09:36

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?...........................................Do ug

What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?......................... Douglas

**Krayy** · 26th May 2005, 09:56

Q: How did the Maori greet the towie when he showed up to take his cage back to town?
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A: Tēnā koutou, car-tower

**Sniper** · 26th May 2005, 14:36

What pink and wrinkely and hangs out your pajama's???

Come on............ guess

Your Grandma

**Marmoot** · 26th May 2005, 16:14

Four Ah-Beng decided to open a garage business.
After 2 months, they still wonder why no business comes at all.
You know why?
Because they open up their garage on a 2nd floor.

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Two Ah-Beng were walking the street, when suddenly one yelled
"Aih, what is that lah?"
"Haiyaa, I dunno lah"
One Ah-Beng look at it
"It looks like shit"
He touched it
"It feels like shit!"
He taste it
"It taste like shit!!!"
"Haiyaa, Im sure it's shit lah....lucky we didn't step on it!"

**munter** · 27th May 2005, 09:02

What's green and looks like a bucket?
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........ A green bucket!

**Eurodave** · 27th May 2005, 09:04

Two Ah-Beng were walking the street, when suddenly one yelled
"Aih, what is that lah?"
"Haiyaa, I dunno lah"
One Ah-Beng look at it
"It looks like shit"
He touched it
"It feels like shit!"
He taste it
"It taste like shit!!!"
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iyaa, Im sure it's shit lah....lucky we didn't step on it!"[/QUOTE]

CHEECH & CHONG RIP OFF!!!

**Marmoot** · 27th May 2005, 14:41

Originally Posted by Eurodave

CHEECH & CHONG RIP OFF!!!

Who are they?

**Wolf** · 27th May 2005, 15:32

Originally Posted by Marmoot

Who are they?

Thought you were kidding until I saw your birth date.

A pair of comedians who made a few movies - marijuana related - and did a few records of far-out skits. Really good at doing accents and getting mannerisms (Cockney punk encounters US red neck in one of them, perfect down to standard idiom for the cultures). Famous ones include "Lets Make a Dope Deal" and "Lets Make a New Dope Deal" - rip offs of TV game show format where "Bob Bitchin" has to answer a few simple questions to win vast amounts of drugs and is hampered by the fact he's utterly wasted already (or suffering brain-fry).

Lots of drug-related humour salted with cultural stereotypes, scatology and queer jokes.

The joke being ripped off above is a couple of wasted dudes, I recall, encountering some dog shit. Another one was when a guy tokes a joint and is informed that its partly grass but "mostly Labrador"...

"Labrador?"
"Yeah, man, the dog ate my stash. Had to follow him round with a poopie bag for a week!"

So if they weren't tasting it, they were smokin' it.

**Marmoot** · 27th May 2005, 15:39

[QUOTE=Wolf]Thought you were kidding until I saw your birth date.

A pair of comedians who made a few movies - marijuana related - and did a few records of far-out skits. Really good at doing accents and getting mannerisms (Cockney punk ...[QUOTE]

quite admirable jokes.
I like your punchline too "So if they weren't tasting it, they were smokin' it."

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th May 2005, 15:47

Aaaaah Cheech Marin & Thomas Chong - instigators of the classic 'Earache my eye'

and the adventures of Ralph & Herbie (Hey FiFi's been here - and here - and over here - think she's trying to tell us something? - yea, that she's got bad kidneys)

**Wolf** · 27th May 2005, 16:14

Fave Cheech and Chong has to be "Rudolph the Ned-rosed Reindeer" - the classic Xmas song done in punk style - classic.

Other great quotes include:

Host: "And now our guest from five-years-ago-tonight - Bob Bitchin! How are ya Bob?"
Bob Bitchin: "Hhhhhnnnnnnnnnn."
Host: "Oh, the same, huh? That's great!"

Host: "Either listen to an entire side of the album "Helen Reddy, The Las Vegas Years" or cut off your finger with a meat cleaver. What's it gonna be, Bob?"
Bob Bitchin: "Gimme the cleaver! Hhhhnnnnnnn." (Thunk!)