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    What's.....

    ....Black and tan and walks up stairs backwards?
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    A Dacshund with a hard on.
    Vote David Bain for MNZ president

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    a HOT DOG???








    ba doom ttssshhhh!

    ... ok - next time it'll be better...
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    That's gotta be considered a piss poor joke even by your standards...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dss3
    That's gotta be considered a piss poor joke even by your standards...
    I see.

    Want me to drop a couple of ball bearings into your oil on your bike do ya? It was fucken funny damn you!
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    Ouch.

    Bad - so very bad.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

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    You Frog Fucker

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    Can I nominate WT for the bravery award - telling that joke earns my vote LOL!
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    Mother Superior had been listening to the parish priest ramble on about the increasing number of splinter groups in religeon. Finaly she blurted out "Is that all you can think about, Sects! Sects! Sects!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artifice
    Mother Superior had been listening to the parish priest ramble on about the increasing number of splinter groups in religeon. Finaly she blurted out "Is that all you can think about, Sects! Sects! Sects!"
    aaaaaaaa the pain - the PAIN!
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    What's big and yellow and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
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    A bulldozer
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    What's black and blue and despised by bikers.


































    KBers who tell shit jokes.
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    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    What's ....

    Ah fuggit, I can't be arsed
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    Whats yello and goes Cheep cheep?






























    A Chinese Prostitute (Now thats funny)
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    A Chinese Prostitute (Now thats funny)
    AND Racist, you've killed two birds with one stone
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy
    AND Racist, you've killed two birds with one stone
    no, man....that's funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot
    no, man....that's funny
    hence the 2 birds with one stone remark
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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