UK Rally Bugsplatz, Staffordshire. Woodybee reports

[woodybee]

Hey there Dudes and Dudess's

Well had the most fantastic time at Bugsplatz Rally. I had the Firday off and ventured over to Leominster to meet up with a mate on a Suzy Bike. Fired through the Worcestershire Countryside away from those soul stealing motorways man, was so liberating. Everything is so green overe here at the moment. (Bonus of having shitloads of rain i guess). anyway, the yellow fields of oil seed were in abundance, and it was like looking at an ever evolving patchworking of Live Watercolours flashing past my visor. I Laughed I sang, when I stopped and took a photo the birds came out and had a symphany of song, and it felt like it was there just for me.....wow one of those fab days was about to start I could feel it rushing through my viens.....you know when you get those

Met up with a mate hit the patchwork road, and then hit the bloody motorway with he on Suzuki melting like a grain of sugar on a coffee cup. Got to the Rally site and met up with the most friendliest of Rally organisers. they had a free cuppa and a box of biccys to boot. Got called Buscuit Thief Straight away which stuck!!!

Got stuck into the beer and the site reminded me of Garston, flat with picturesque scenery all around.......wow. got drunk very very quickly and made friends with the huge tent next door which hosted the band, and boy where they gorgeous and young!! and f**k could they rock when they got going. the next band came on like a modern more upbeat Radiohead......OMG, best bands yet at a rally.......got very pissed very quickly told everyone I loved them danced everywhere, kneeslides, fell over continued with the air guitar on the floor until I got pulled up by worried new friends (who now know the true woodybee!!) spun round, picked up bodysurfed to the front.......my god, excitement was in overdrive.

Surfaced at 130 pm the next day, with a sledgehammer in my head, circulated the field, went to the pub, made shitloads of new big biker bloke friends, and hit the beer again, a repeat of last night, fab new bands, loads of laughter and I got the boys at the bar to strip at the very end of the night whilst I was goading them by dancing on the bar clapping them on......Woooohoo, 4 lads getting their kit off, wow slept well that night.

Had the ride home from hell......and now back at home......shit I just had the best time at a rally, no gangs were there, so was a happy atmosphere....nice without those wankers....there was a couple from a group called the Oddballs, who were int heir late 60's who both had their long hair tied up and they helicoptered their heads all night, f**k they were lovely......they held hands, she sat on his lap......Have to join that group, they were so much fun, and their rallies in July (see the photo of the two dudes with hair hoisted high).....bring it on.......Still missing you guys heaps and tell everyone over here about you gorgeous folk in NZ.

OH YEAH AND I WON THE BEST BRITISH BIKES. OVER 450 DUDES THERE!!! Woohoo