Why men shouldn't write an advice column

[one fast tl1ooo]

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady
making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we
have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke
down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six
months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum
he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to
him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.

Walter

[bogan]

just goes to show men know their area of expertise, and won't bother offering advice in cases that fall outside it!

[zahria]

Serves him right for not maintaining his wifes car.

[p.dath]

Bloody good.

[twotyred]

brilliant!

[Mental Trousers]

What an idiot. He's only covered the fuel side of things but it could equally be an electrical problem.

[Gremlin]

I think its all irrelevant, she should be using public transport.

[YellowDog]

I immediately suspected the choke was faulty before I'd even got to the end about the other stuff..