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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    You've heard the joke about the guy with the stammer who married the chick with epilepsy eh?
    Remix rave party?
    I mean you would have an MC/DJ + a spastic dancer.
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    Its better face to face but I shall attempt it on here....

    .......ok so, Guy with a stammer and a Chick with epilepsy get married. After the reception at the hotel, they go up to thier room where they get ready to fuck like rabbits till sunrise. Just as he is about to get onboard, she starts up with a massive epi fit..he says ''oh f f f f f f for f f fuck sake, hang on I'll be b b b b back in a mo mo mo moment''...he rushes off downstairs, explains his problem to a few of his mates then asks for thier help. All five go back up to the room where groom instructs his mates to grab hold of her lags and arms..''wait t t t till I get on boys, wait, wait, wait, ok L L L L Let her go''!...

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    See Edbear, where there is a w-w-will, there's always a w-w-way!

    Just as well you and the sweet Mrs Edbear are such a good team!

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    Yeah, th..th..thort of as..ask..assskin ssss...ssssss....someone t.t.t.t... help is jus' rrrr..rrrr....rong, if you know what I mean...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katiepie View Post
    Oh Mom - now that sounds wonderful. Been wanting to meet you lot for ages now! Shhhh - nobody tell Ed That I might be sneaking up there on the afternoon of Sunday 19th December.

    Let me know where to meet and I'll be there with a teddy down my jacket!
    Dont know if Anne got back to you at all but, we will be at Cyclespot Honda on Barry's Point Rd Takapuna on Sunday morning from 9.30am, the ride starts at 11am and will only be about 30 mins, then back to Cyclespot to tidy things up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Dont know if Anne got back to you at all but, we will be at Cyclespot Honda on Barry's Point Rd Takapuna on Sunday morning from 9.30am, the ride starts at 11am and will only be about 30 mins, then back to Cyclespot to tidy things up.
    Thanks Maha - will pm you both with details on if I'll be there in time. Was staying through forgotten highway on the Saturday night but have yet to sort this out. May just make it by the morning. Either way, would love to come say hi in the afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katiepie View Post
    Thanks Maha - will pm you both with details on if I'll be there in time. Was staying through forgotten highway on the Saturday night but have yet to sort this out. May just make it by the morning. Either way, would love to come say hi in the afternoon.
    Was thinking we could fire up the barbie if you'd like to come with Mom and Maha for dinner. Sounds like the run won't take long and could be a casual afternoon to relax and tell stories - you could get my bike out and wash it for me...
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    Breaking news.

    John Key has launched an enquiry into whether Edbear is just prolonging his illness effects because he's an rabid attention seeker!

    Rumour has it that his sweet little wife (Jill?) is being run off her feet, tending to his every want!

    It is suspected that he takes off all his casts straps and stitches at night and rests easy!

    Wise men and generous visitors pour pity and messages of wellness and well-being while he basks ad nauseam in the attention!

    Is Edbear faking it?

    The truth will out, thank you John Key!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    John Key has launched an enquiry into whether Edbear is just prolonging his illness effects because he's an rabid attention seeker!

    Rumour has it that his sweet little wife (Jill?) is being run off her feet, tending to his every want!

    It is suspected that he takes off all his casts straps and stitches at night and rests easy!

    Wise men and generous visitors pour pity and messages of wellness and well-being while he basks ad nauseam in the attention!

    Is Edbear faking it?

    The truth will out, thank you John Key!
    OI!! SHUSH YOU!!!! You'll ruin everything..!!!
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    Just a quick update

    Saw my surgeon today and had the best possible news. The x-ray was good, the op has "taken" and nothing has shifted or loosened. So I have been cleared to start physio and the Graduated Return To Work program with ACC. It's been a long road back, but the surgeon said I've done very well.

    So while I still can't ride, at least I'm on the mend and I'm looking forward to the physio. I'm so weak it's scary!
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    good to hear
    dont let acc push you back to work sooner than you are able just to get you off their books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinman View Post
    good to hear
    dont let acc push you back to work sooner than you are able just to get you off their books.
    Yeah they tried that and all that happened was I was sent straight to hospital for the operation... I've got to have a medical assessment now to see where I'm at physically.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Yeah they tried that and all that happened was I was sent straight to hospital for the operation... I've got to have a medical assessment now to see where I'm at physically.
    Is it likely that you're gonna get back on the horses within the next few months?

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    Quote Originally Posted by superman View Post
    Is it likely that you're gonna get back on the horses within the next few months?
    Not sure... Mrs. Bear still wants me to sell the bike, she's paranoid about me hurting myself again. She wants a break for a year or so of having me in hospitals and trying to kill myself.

    But I've had no offers on the bike as yet, so I may be hanging on to it. It's not a good time to sell stuff. Of course I'll be very upset if I can't sell it...
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    That really is fantastic news Mr Bear, I imagine you will very relieved to know things are mending as expected for a change.

    Dont let the ACC bully you into anything that might put your spine at risk. You are an old man now, it is going to take AGES for you to get fit again

    IF the bike sell is sells, if it does not sell then who knows you might even get yourself back on it again. I dont blame Mrs Bear for being a bit paranoid, she wants you back in one piece and healthy before you risk anything again. I bet Auckland Hospital are sick of seeing you in there too
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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