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    Australian Cricketer

    A woman walked into an New Zealand Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?"
    "Yes," she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault."
    "Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.
    "In the park just down the road," she replied.
    "Can you describe what happened?"
    "Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then
    He dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me."
    "Could you give me a description of him?"
    "Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one over each leg."
    "Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman," said the Sergeant.
    "Yes", said the woman, "He was a Australian Cricketer."
    "That's very observant," said the Sergeant. "You worked that out from his accent?"
    "No," she replied, "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long.
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    I suspect that that jokes punch line was originally about a NZ cricketer.

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