"I just fucked three cars but made it home safely"

[98tls]

Gotta love old folk eh,talking to someone who works the 111 call center that had an elderly lady ring up today and say "its not really an emergency but thought i had better ring".On her way home she had managed to run down the side of 3 parked cars but unsure that she hadnt just imagined she had carried on,decided to ring after seeing the damage to her own car when she got homeScary really as it could well be "well i think i drove over a motorcyclist but unsure i carried on home and had a cuppa".

[bogan]

faaaaark, correct answer would be "mam what is your drivers license number?" ... "thank you it has now been removed from the system, and you car will be impounded within the next 24hrs"

[JimO]

old coffin dodger down the road from me managed to take the door mirror off one of my cars that was parked half on the footpath, dog knows what would have happened if it was parked all on the road and he only owned up to it 3 days later

[Smifffy]

Maybe she had just left bingo and had had a few, so it was more like "I just came home and had a couple of brandies to calm my nerves..."

[imdying]

Three cheers for her owning up though, more than can be said for some.

[98tls]

Many times ive cursed the old buggers/buggeresses,twice in my time ive come close to my last minute because of them not seeing me etc.What i find most scary is one day that will quite possibly be me behind the wheel wont it?Theres some bloody terrible elderly drivers (yea i know theres terrible drivers of all ages),i guess they dont notice the decline in there driving skills eh,or do they and just carry on anyway?

[bogan]

Three cheers for her owning up though, more than can be said for some.

that is true, but I'm not sure which is more dangerous, someone who doesn't realise they have hit something, or someone who does realise but fucks off anyway, obviously the later is more of a fucksickle.

[98tls]

Three cheers for her owning up though, more than can be said for some.

True,theres possibly others that want to but cant remember where the phone is.

[Fatt Max]

Was she in Parnel at around 8.30am Monday morning?

[Trudes]

I'm still PML over "coffin dodger"

[98tls]

Was she in Parnel at around 8.30am Monday morning?

No idea but if you have a fucked car i can ask.

[Gremlin]

Their skills haven't declined, its this Damn world that's speeding up, not to mention all the lunatics tooting all the time!!

Yeah, I also like the coffin dodger comment