Dangerous Bites the Dust

**Paul in NZ** · 23rd May 2005, 21:30

Dangerous. You have my sympathy sir! You deserve better and more discrete riding companions (pt) who are this minute being stalked by the great bird of Karma. The great bird has had a full night of lager followed by a dodgy curry and is just looking for an opportunity....

**dangerous** · 23rd May 2005, 22:05

yeah yeah yeah............. ok so i cocked that one up, bit sore today but the bikes ok cos it was the old non Jappa stunt bike that I'v had for a while it has no fairings and a couple of marks on it already anyway. But the riding gear might need a quick patch up.
Thanks to those that expressed concern

..... as for you others

Originally Posted by Kickaha

Dangerous pulls in decides to pull a wheelie and promptly loops his bike and falls on his arse

And a sweet wheelie it was too had ya been watching from the start..... the thing is Im not the steadyest at stand ups and when I relised that I was a little off target and heading towards K14's silly assed parked bike I shifted my weight and compleatly missed the rear brake....... and well yeah ened up in a pile under a white van next to his bike.... well after he pissed his pants laoughing so hard I figgered that I should a ran over his bike over and him aswell.

**gamgee** · 23rd May 2005, 22:16

hahah that vid is great (american accent) 'don't hit the parked car' so he drives the thing straight into a tree hhaha then the guy holding the camera gives it the 'oh shit' bloody funny

**dangerous** · 23rd May 2005, 22:17

Originally Posted by Jeremy

Yet another reason why not to just decide to pull a wheelie without good reason.

Ohhhh I had good reason....... there were 3 hot chicks watching me pull in

**Ghost Lemur** · 23rd May 2005, 22:26

Originally Posted by dangerous

Ohhhh I had good reason....... there were 3 hot chicks watching me pull in

Did ya get some CPR?

So let me get this straight the fall was on an old dugga not your precious baby?

That's not so bad then. Glad you're ok. Should know better than dropping in front of that pair.

Don't worry as Paul said the Biker Gods have their number.

**BRETT B12** · 23rd May 2005, 22:57

bad luck old sock,

at least you weren't hurt, humbling experience after twenty odd years of riding, nothing left but to

start driving your car to rallies again old fella.

**Ms Piggy** · 23rd May 2005, 23:17

Well it sounds like his pride was hurt more than anything

Hope there was someone to kiss you better

**Kickaha** · 24th May 2005, 07:02

Originally Posted by Dangerous

Ohhhh I had good reason....... there were 3 hot chicks watching me pull in

Well those three hot chicks now think you are a complete pillock

Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily

Well it sounds like his pride was hurt more than anything

Hope there was someone to kiss you better

I tried to get K14 to do just that, but he wasn't that interested

**John** · 24th May 2005, 07:18

Bhaahahahaha bloody funny, I think I was in tears thinking about it - just picturing the entire event - then that pause between the crash and the laughter love it!

Hope you mend ye ole arse up soon! And take my method, if you want to get one up - keep it under the covers if you know what I mean

**Motoracer** · 24th May 2005, 11:09

Well, that would have to be the funniest "Kiwibiker bin" post ever!

**MadDuck** · 24th May 2005, 12:57

Originally Posted by dangerous

Ohhhh I had good reason....... there were 3 hot chicks watching me pull in

How many times we got to tell you fellas we arent impressed when you pull a wheelie and fall off....its just damn funny

Sorry to hear about your embarrassing wee tumble and hope the bike is not too badly damaged so you can ride it again.

As for your riding buddies...... GREAT story nice to have a laugh on here once again

**dangerous** · 24th May 2005, 19:54

Well I am glad that I have kept you lot amused...... but it now seems that I have to leave the south Is for the North Is, Auckland infact.... why you say because 'binning' isent acepted down her on any KB ride

The bikes built in the US its a ATX870sp, not a real sp because I upgraded the running gear to sp stats, but near nuff anyway once I can get this pic to upload ill post it.

Kickaha.... or 'Roger' as we like to call him down here has some explaining to do...... ya see he dosent realy deserve all the green rep he has gained in this thread, no no no hes been a bad Kickaha, and after all this

attention when I see him I will be putting the 'kick' back into Kickaha starting with his head

But for now we will call him Roger